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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

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doodlemeimpressed

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

wheeloffortune-design

don’t hit your siblings. wash your hands and go dry them on their faces instead.

inactive987654321-deactivated20

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

blurds

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

#pelican mouth good size for your lunch#put lunch in pelican mouth

thepersonalhermit

@why-animals-do-the-thing is this pelican trying to mate with this guy or is it a food thing?

why-animals-do-the-thing

I asked a couple friends who have experience working with pelican, and their conclusion is that this bird is literally scratching an itch on the dude’s head. While it could potentially also be some sort of grooming or preening behavior, most of the other normal indicators of that behavior are missing. (If it was preening, we’d expect to see more “picking” behavior with the beak interspersed with the rubbing.) Notice also that none of the behavior is oriented towards the food - the bird is paying basically no attention to the bowl on the table. In absence of more information about this specific bird or the context the video occurred in, it’s a reasonable guess to conclude that this is a (very habituated) itchy bird.

rus-califi

asd;flakdsjfn this is my favorite infographic ever

thebestoftumbling

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becausebirds

Tube face.

resinfish

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

ahoeforbirds

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

distortiondevil

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

soundsof71

Queen: Freddie Mercury, Madison Square Garden 1983, by Larry Marano

rosalielesbianhale

i know we all like to ignore renesmee’s existence as much as possible but can you imagine how charlie swan, loving grandfather who puts up with the supernatural shit just to stay in his daughter’s (and granddaughter’s) life, would react to jacob black, the guy he used to think of as a nice kid and the one he used to lowkey hope bella would actually get together with, the guy who has always been a kind of fun uncle figure to renesmee, starting to fucking Date the kid?? charlie has a hard enough time adjusting to how quickly she grows up but do you really think he would be okay with Jacob taking her out on dates? It doesn’t matter that she looks and acts his age now, she is technically, what? 7 years old?? Jacob watched her grow up and now he goes around kissing her and you think Charlie Swan is just going to let that shit go??? think again.

workingclasshistory

On this day, 2 December 1956, 30,000 women demonstrated in Budapest as part of the wider working class uprising for a socialist society with genuine workers’ control. Read Andy Anderson’s excellent and detailed history of the uprising here: https://ift.tt/2Rr9Yde Pictured: a woman fighter in the million https://ift.tt/2Q5veZm

sloppystyle

Out on the town !

fieldbears

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

2460waan

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

zagreus

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

joyfullyyouniquefangirl-deactiv

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

zagreus

the guilt has hold of you. confess

fan2gold

After everything, Last farewell

transpunkspacejunk

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.