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[ljspencerauthor]

Take it from the biochemist who used to work with vaccines:

1. Some vaccines will keep you from getting sick: measles, mumps, rubella, etc.

2. Some vaccines won't keep you from getting sick, but it will keep you from dying: COVID, flu, etc.

3. Some people can't get vaccines, or vaccines don't work for them. They are a tiny percentage of the population.

4. Side effects from vaccines are normal.

5. mRNA vaccine technology has been around for 20 years. It's not *that* new.

6. Vaccine cards have been around for a very long time. You'd know that if you traveled to certain countries, or looked it up on Google.

7. I'm getting tired of saying all this stuff to people. At this point, I don't give a flying fuck what you believe, grow the fuck up and just get your fucking vaccine and/or booster shot. But if you insist on being a selfish asshole, stay the fuck away from me.

[mumblesplash]

kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening

[mumblesplash]

“why the hell is this one getting so many notes” i think, briefly, before realizing we’re three years into The Great Loneliness and i have just wistfulposted on yearning dot com

[daphrona]

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

[empresstress13]

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[alphaikaros]

Tinikling

[alexaloraetheris]

I am both in awe of their rhythm and if fear dor their ankles. *chef's kiss*

[pictures-of-dogs]

forbidden visitors

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[quasi-normalcy]

People who live in countries with few to no bears in them: “Aww, this is so adorable!”

People who live in countries with lots of bears in then: “SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT”

[alexaloraetheris]

The bear, sniffing out the old food in our trashcan: Mmmmmm

My grandma: “Again?!?! This is the third time this week!! Ivan, get the fucking umbrella!!”

The bear, faced with an umbrella that screeches when opened: MBLARGHSKFKGLD

Guess how many bears my country has?

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[marlynnofmany]

Note to self: memorize those last two lines in case I ever need to deliver a sick burn in verse.

[melusinemuse]

#you CRITIQUE miette? you edit her dreams like the essay? oh! shredded shoes for you! ( via @freenarnian )

[alphacrone]

story where aliens think earth is called “that fucking shithole” because the one human they’ve managed to communicate with happens to be very sarcastic and very tired

[anexperimentallife]

[theculturedmarxist]

Management should feel lucky to be alive.

[cornpopwasframed]

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[axel-haha-funny]

we hate crypto

[celestial-medusae]

Dated January 10, 2022 (since the top screenshot is from last year):

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2022/01/10/looking-ugly-crypto-market-crash-intensifies-after-300-billion-sell-off-how-low-can-bitcoin-prices-go/

Like to charge, reblog to cast for the continued drop of crypto

‘Looking Ugly’: Crypto Market Crash Intensifies After $300 Billion Sell-Off—How Low Can Bitcoin Prices Go?

Bitcoin fell below $40,000 for the first time since September on Monday.

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[mysharona1987]

[peachsodah]

Why is his pfp his dick

[peachsodah]

OH THATS HIS ROCKET OH

[bilko]

[everythingfox]

Anime seal late for class

[oneheadtoanother]

[depsidase]

[mattrivas]

Like who has this kind of time

[featheredwinchester]

i am fucking manifesting

[laskulohi]

[spnjohnlocked]

YOU DID IT WOOT WOOT