“the love hypothesis, chapter 16: adam” by ali hazelwood

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“the love hypothesis, chapter 16: adam” by ali hazelwood
he kneels because that passionate rage, that compulsive anger is gone, he let it go. he kneels because he realized living for revenge is unhealthy. he kneels because he has people he loves, because he has a life he is finally looking forward to. he kneels because he has learned from past mistakes that people are worth more than a stupid meaningless gesture.
he kneels because it's the easiest thing he's ever done, he kneels because it's nothing.
So, VivinkArt on Twitter designed an Australian based Pokemon game, complete with starters, a map, and a regional champion - Steve Irwin
Gallopoli is the Pokemon Nurse companion
This little chicken turns into a goddamn 2 meter tall spider THAT IS BASED OFF A REAL SPIDER
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
Highly recommend this. Especially as a women making such statements confuses people delightfully
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As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir....This is my neighborhood.”
Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.
TWICE - FANCY
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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What the fuck is up with this post lmao
I’m looking at some of the other reblogs and the image is visible
schrodinger’s post
I think this is the first ever visual evidence of the Schrödinger effect.
I swear Tumblr is either haunted or it is above science.
They both appeared in my feed CONSECUTIVELY I don’t know how, but they did
I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.
you have odd notions about masculine faces.
real gentle-lookin’ sneer
really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.
buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree
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me: hi i’ve been having a depressive episode for a while now can i please get a little bit of dopamine, serotonin and energy to feel a lil bit better?
my brain: sure
my brain:
transaction over 👋
Hanbin was dropped in FOUR hours for something he didn’t even do only THOUGHT of doing while he was depressed. Meanwhile, YG is involved in one of the biggest scandals ever with actual VICTIMS and he gets to use Hanbin to cover up new evidence against him. He used one of his artists to cover his own ass. He used a kid with a bright future. YG is a fucking monster and they need to be destroyed
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…
Ayyyyyy I’m here for it
Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology
I hope you get more than that.
that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.
“There are healthier ways to deal with emotions besides repressing them…”
My therapist: you need to trust yourself
The image didn’t load at first so i first thought this was gonna be that “trust no one not even yourself” meme.
when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall
Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited
if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org
If you can find out an author’s name, contact them. They may be willing to email it to you.For free.
Check researchgate.net and academia.edu! Also authors’ professional websites.
Reblog to save a life
!!!!!!
Depression hits you at
The most random times… you’d be sitting with your friends having a time of your life then BAAAM it just smaks you outta now where