The Awful Edges Where You End And I Begin

Sam | 26

[flipchild]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[twistcmyk]

i'm scared to show you

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They also should've been garden gnomes

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[ml-futch]

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[sacred-portal]

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[escuerzoresucitado]

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[3000s]

why doesnt taylor swift make a song about metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty

[woman-respecter]

she did.

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched