My Name Is Gronk

You need to be 18 or leave Registered republican, unregistered socialist Ate lead paint chips in adolescence Single father She/her Child free Fastest hand in the west

[vanishingmoments]

YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

[grimeclown]

If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[dogpuppy]

[midiport]

[spelldealer]

[variegated-fairywren]

no offense but some of the people complaining about the quality of youtube video essays going downhill really should try watching documentaries

[weepingchoir]

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

[lifeimitatesanime]

[valenalentine]

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[spiderbasil]

happy friday

[apolladay]

Without searching do you know of a celebrity* that you share a birthday with?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15

*Define celebrity however you'd like.

Also Hey Mick Fleetwood birthday twin 👋🏼

[theehorsepusssy]

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[sailatina3]

Im autistic and I love spice and tacos and rap music i think you're just a pussy

[archiveroll]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

if I had a peenar I would stoke it