Hey What’s Up

It is I. I am Patron. He/Him. Adult. I am friendly, I swear. Also super super gay.

[squeelandia]

I wrote more stuff!

I love Mass Effect and I love turians so i made part one of a fic.

Summary: Jaime is a human who took a job as a colony specialist on the planet Aros. He's good with tech and is trained in biotics so he's good help all around. Yet why is the turian security chief of the colony so awkward and rigid around him? Could there be some hostility between the two? Or perhaps there's just been some miscommunication? Who knows! Except I do. And you'll know too if you get reading.

MLM Human X Turian

Read it here on my Ao3.

[amwult]

[wolfertinger666]

there's something uncomfortable about western millennials/gen z's deep obsession with watering Studio Ghibli movies down into "wholesome bean comfort flicks aesthetic uwu japan" when half of these people completely miss the point of these films and the complex nuanced topics they deal with, especially when it comes to post war Japan.

[wolfertinger666]

i don't think these people watched princess mononoke.

i don't think that movie gives me comfort aesthetic vibes. at all.

[wolfertinger666]

✨ why does studio Ghibli food look so good ✨

[wolfertinger666]

real talk we need to talk about general Americans especially white Americans and how they cannot process or comprehend non white media without watering down its roots tied to its racial background and in turn make it marketable and easier to consume for themselves.

[wolfertinger666]

i just posted this Jesus christ 😭 anyway people should see this post addition up top thank you ^^^

[steviemcfly]

Belgians must be stopped

[cybelusreverie]

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce etc?

Etsa

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Eee Tea Sea

Etsy

Other

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[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[sneakyfeets]

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears

Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night

Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  

Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels

Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash

Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4

Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack

Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

[the-haiku-bot]

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thedorkdionysia]

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[bebe-benzenheimer]

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crehelf]

[lonely-dog-song]

i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

[reh-hateshumans]

popping bubble wrap isn’t enough, i need to roll around with some werewolves under the full moon

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

[microdyke]

maybe they all hate spike..?

[snuuufi]

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god

[the-tree-line]

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

[the-tree-line]

it didn’t rain

[dargonsunited]

I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don't have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[girlnephew]

[eruhamster]

scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking

[eruhamster]

ITS REAL ABAHSJSNSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[nudityandnerdery]

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

[amygdalae]

cicero skyrim is genuinely funny to me cuz he feels more like an oblivion npc than a skyrim one. the wildly overacted voice lines and general wretchedness... for these reasons he succeeds at being a jester

[zwampy]

#it bc hes from cyrodiil

[nintendo-wheee]