Which fandom do I quote here?

Pretty much things I find funny or relevant

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[cranberrymoons]

ryan guzman being both really hot and ☝️ really funny in the sense that he clearly took these in his hotel room with his phone on a tripod or propped up on the nightstand on a timer because he was feeling himself in his cunty flared jeans and little red jacket. and his beautiful goatee.

[pretty-fishy]

What if Eddie starts calling Theo mijo, what then?

[glorious-spoon]

pour one out for eddie diaz, a man who will someday try to ask his best friend out on a date only to realize he's already used up all of his best moves on what he thought were bro hangouts

[squirrel-with-a-handprint]

What if Eddie gives Buck a St. Theodore’s necklace? Would that be their BFF necklaces?

[bugbugly]

the last example bobby set for the team before he died was hiding that he was sick <3 and they love him so bad they’re all giving it a try too <3

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[hiroyildiz]

Soldier boy and Misha's character doing destiel in The Boys season 5

[xenosaurus]

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

[xenosaurus]

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

[xenosaurus]

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

[xenosaurus]

Original rule: vampires cannot eat and must consume the blood of the living

Proposed theory: vampires cannot eat solid food but otherwise go wild

Results: Carbonation Bad. Pudding counts as a liquid. Vampires can be deeply, horrifically lactose intolerant.

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[pomegranateteeth]

Oh I love these new super vibrant coppery greens! I think I will paper over all my walls in this color and fill my wardrobe with these verdant hues

[pomegranateteeth]

It’s just me and Paris Green against the world! #myparisgreen

[pomegranateteeth]

I have contracted a mysterious illness

[nerdygaymormon]

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

[etakeh]

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

[sashaforthewin]

As it is food drive season I'd like to remind people that while food might be edible past these dates, food banks and food pantries will not use food past those dates, so please don't waste their time by donating things they will not use

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[i-am-mildly-insane]

I've been watching Psych for a couple seasons now and I love how instead of Shawn being The Weird One and Gus being The Normal One, they're both weird as frick, Gus is just better at hiding it/in denial about it. He will look Shaw dead in the eyes and saw "Behave, we're in public," then turn around and proceed to do something infinitely weirder and I love it.

[qsycomplainsalot]

[mobilis-in-mobili]

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

[lilybug-02]

why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?