and the sun said:

ana, 29, leafs fan.

[femmeunicornprincess]

Butch with lucky you jeans involve me NOW

[oiimoi]

I really really like the idea of butch Ilya being so mean about Jane's attempts at femininity. You look stupid in makeup, that dress looks ridiculous on you, no one believes the wholesome good girl act you put on everyone can tell you're a strapslut horny dyke. Just, everyone else in Jane's life saying you're so sweet and respectable and such a good role model for young girls, meanwhile Ilya's like you look dumb in that dress you fucking dyke. And it is such a relief for Jane because someone is finally seeing her and acknowledging her fear that she's failing at all of this and giving her permission to give up on it

[oiimoi]

like yes ok maybe this is bad but the idea that there is something fundamental in you that is bad at being a girl and would be good at being a dude is hot. the idea that someone can look right through you and see the truth and the truth is that you're a butch boy that needs to suck strap to live and would look so much hotter with short hair. like yes acceptance for the sake of acceptance is cool but what if someone saw you and said i see the real you and the real you is better than anything else you could try to be. ilya looking at jane and knowing what she needs to hear is: you're failing at being a girl and you should just give up because you would be so good at being a boy - specifically my boy.

[oiimoi]

actually another thing. as discussed in the forcemasc intellectual circles, and butch ilya’s meanness isn’t just some ‘I see what you need and I’m giving it to you,’ not entirely. because part of jane’s shame is that she does on some level feel disgust towards female masculinity. she will get over it but at first there is a feeling of: ‘well I’m not some dyke like you, I can still do the performance’ between them. So part of Ilya’s meanness, as well as being for Jane’s benefit, is saying ‘fuck you, you’re the same as me.’

[loveridden1999]

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[hockeyfinches]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[grabmyboner]

picture this it’s shane’s first time in a centaurs locker room pregame. captain ilya is giving his pregame pep talk in typical rozanov fashion. shane is discovering something about himself in real time watching ilya yelling and getting up in the guys faces making them nod in agreement to his words. ilya gets to shane as he’s rambling on about “i want to fucking win!” and then is like “you get that, hollander?” and shane is nodding slow and dazed and a “yes, sir” comes out without thought and then ilya and shane are staring at each other in complete silence for a long second heavy breathing before someone clears their throat and ilya snaps out of it and goes back to his hype speech.

[grabmyboner]

at home afterwards, they go to their bedroom and they just stare at each other in the entry way because the sexual tension has been doing all fucking night and shane drops a breathy “what now, captain?” and Ilya just leaps at him and fucks him so possessively and with so much force Shane has finger print bruises and can feel it for days after

[sweethomeblue]

inguinal: trevor/dvo

axilliary: trevor/mason

cephalic: trevor/jamie

head straddle: trevor/tocchet

glued: trevor/tk

dorsal straddle: trevor/barkey

independent: trevor/jack

[pookapufferfish]

[shaneybby]

butch4butch hollanova for the soul 🫶

[crimson-femme]

1950s Butch-Femme wedding, seen in Before Stonewall (1984)

[naturalpr3y]

orgasm denial is beautiful and holy rememember that

[ottawa--centaurs]

shane and ilya twitter cancellations spreadsheet update (thank you for your ideas!)

[ottawa--centaurs]

some new additions! all inspo/sources under the cut

bleekay megamindsupremacy fractally (2) knownqueerbaiter teawrecks warandpussy (2, 3) thepoetsarejust ilyapricot eugeniedanglars anon azucar-en-sobre gurlsrool death-andtaxes palmpalshane sicklikecraz