Hello

*not a human. i am books stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat *hufflpuff *coffee addicte

[nocturnalchangeling]

No, you’re wrong, no one is attractive. I can prove it. Look. *pulls out U-shaped magnet and tries to get it to stick to each person* *magnet falls to the ground* See, science.

[apricotbuncakes]

But hear me out:

Gay.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Global pandemics bring out every ounce of stupid in human civilizations.

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[random-locks]

Friends Lockscreens

Like if u save 💙

[tulockscreens]

• Flowers Vibe •

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• Free so be honest •

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[mrsdallowaypdf-archive]

Antoni Porowski has the biggest golden retriever energy and it’s so adorable

[tindershwinder]

Keep your heads up kings and queens, your crowns are slipping

[alicent-florent]

GILMORE GIRLS (2000 — 2007)

[drugballad-deactivated20240821]

Bong Joon-ho

[hyacinthgirlquotes]

“bloom beautifully dangerously loudly bloom softly however you need just bloom”

— milk and honey by rupi kaur

[catchymemes]

[fairylitmermaid]

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[wormlin]

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

[icedragon19]

Intelligence vs wisdom

[just-shower-thoughts]

When playing truth or dare, kids are afraid of the dares while adults are afraid of the truths

[luisonte]

[grad-school-fool]

And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist

[yourestillliving-deactivated202]

That is a death trap

[s3venpounds]

ok fun but like… how do you stop?

[helico-ptera-umbrarum-deactivat]

I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??

[siryouarebeingmocked]

They’ve discovered a perpetual lawsuit machine.

[klubbhead]

Kids seriously have a deathwish

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s like they took a Medieval torture device and converted it into playground equipment.

[prismatic-bell]

So based on the windows and what the kids look like (a crude measurement, I know, but it’s all the context I had to go on), I told a Latina coworker I was about 50% sure this was in Mexico, and asked her if she knew what the fuck it was. As soon as she saw it, before it even started spinning, she got this big grin and went “yeah that’s Mexico, that’s at a school. Mexican kids are SAVAGE.” So here are the answers to the questions posed:

1) yes, it’s actually a piece of playground equipment.

2) yes, that’s actually how it’s supposed to be used.

3) to stop, an adult or taller child has to come grab the center pole to stop it. Each child can then either do a handstand to get off, or climb back off from the top the way they got on.

4) yes, as long as the kids are using it correctly, it’s perfectly safe.

5) Mexico doesn’t have the same kind of litigious atmosphere as the US, where a kid tearing their knee open on the playground can get the whole park shut down. Any bumps, bruises, or even broken arms resulting from improper use would involve the parent seeking medical care if needed, and telling the child to hold on tighter or use a different piece of equipment.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Part of growing up is realizing everyone is an asshole including yourself

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Im all for this.