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thedancingcostumeyoungadult

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

datenshi-no-hime

None of these are wrong.

tchaikovskaya

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

tchaikovskaya

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME

mimic-txr

monkey-network

Boyega coming out the gate after that Star Wars check came in

#sw

shezze-blog1

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

wufflesvetinari

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

dajo42

sonofapunk

drafthearse

lol robots don’t need titties!!

drafthearse

this is the only possible valid response

pettycentral

smatter-deactivated20220909

This might be my favorite post hahaha

pdothamman-deactivated20170513

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

browsedankmemes

2020 vision

proudlyunicorn

Harold... she's eating Totinos

mitski-miyawakis

how many levels of wlw meme comprehension does this require

thequantumqueer

two

consultingfujoshi

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

consultingfujoshi

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

accidentally-stealing-names-dea

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

closetedguyy

Can you not just say Garfield please

porterr-robinson

nightmare-grass

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

wasdplz

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

writing-prompt-s

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

luxtenebre

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

rolodextra

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

bedabug

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

dykey-femme

Legends only

reallyfullmilkshake

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help