Logan's Tie Is Multifunctional

DEACTIVATED GO TO @wisherbysharlight for me being horny on main lmao

[wisherbysharlight]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fairy Tail Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Natsu Dragneel/Lucy Heartfilia, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia, Gray Fullbuster, Erza Scarlet, Wendy Marvell, Happy (Fairy Tail), Charle | Carla, Other Guild Members, Capricorn (Fairy Tail), Cancer (Fairy Tail), Loke (Fairy Tail), Gemini (Fairy Tail), Virgo (Fairy Tail), Team Natsu (Fairy Tail) Additional Tags: Political Intrigue, Smut, Fluff, BDSM, and every letter combination is represented here i think, Bondage, Punishment, tickle sadism, tickle masochism, Dom Natsu Dragneel, sub lucy heartfilia, Dom/sub, brat taming, lucy heartfilia is a brat, Tickling, pinning, Edging, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Cunnilingus, Natsu Dragneel eats pussy like a starving man, natsu dragneel pays attention, Character Study, This was supposed to be PWP, it is not pwp theres so much plot send help, team natsu is a family, Lucy loves her spirits, the heartfilia name is a doozy, lucy being lady heartfilia, im sure im forgetting some tags, no beta because i got shy, i def forgot tags and will add them as i remember them, Begging, Nipple Play, Mild humiliation kink Summary:

Three days on the mission from hell, undercover at Lord Ashworth’s gaudy estate, and they’re both caged. Lucy disappears behind the Heartfilia mask and runs the mission like she was born to it - because, technically, she was. She’s poised, polished, brilliant, taking care of everyone and everything while no one takes care of her. Natsu is forced to watch with an aching jaw as the woman he loves performs a version of herself that doesn’t belong to her and he’s unable to do a damn thing about it. When the job ends, Lucy copes by being *herself* - and by taking Natsu apart with a full day of targeted, devastatingly effective teasing with an expert poker face. She expects him to give in to the passion the way he usually does, and let her have what she wants without asking for it. But he’s seen the pattern now. The way she can push but can’t ask. The way she takes care of everyone but won’t let anyone reach her. The way wanting things openly is the one fight she’s never let herself win. So when she smirks and says ‘whatcha gonna do about it’, he doesn’t break this time. He takes her home, and for once in her life, Lucy Heartfilia doesn’t get to run the board.

I wrote a 'one shot’. It is 45k of deep character work followed by filthy smut that is somehow also deep character work. Im very proud of it and also forgot to post it here lol enjoy.

[kalinara]

It boggles me when people suggest that Shane and Ilya will somehow get less kinky when they're happier/more in touch with their issues and so on.

We see them at the cottage, as happy and relaxed and communicative and in touch with their issues as they've ever been. They're smiling and laughing and Shane's still going "Oh, no, Mr. Mean Hotel guest, please don't punish me sexily in this bed that's not really king sized" and Ilya's having them give an exhibitionist show to every squirrel, moose and hiker near by. Ilya's still giving Shane no-win "deals" while Shane's comfort position is being curled up at Ilya's crotch height.

Kink is not incompatible with a healthy relationship. Doms can be sweet, funny and loving and still be doms! Subs can be fully successful and self-actualized and still be subs!

One day, people will stop being weird about what consenting adults canonically decide to do in their bedroom. But I fear today is not that day.

[venndaai]

people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”

[venndaai]

so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit

[savouryduck]

showing up to the orgy and someone yells NOSE GOES

[theothin]

whoever the dom gets off first has to be the next dom

[self-loving-vampire]

You would think that in a world full of violent mass media people would be more reasonable about sexual roleplay but a lot of people seem to think if sex is involved then playing pretend reflects some kind of True Desires in a way that pretending to kill people in a video game or a story you're writing doesn't.

[notatzimisce]

said this before, but most bondage is a form of light cnc and it is somewhat concerning that the deeply aggrieved don't notice/think of it that way

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[ex]

[decamarks]

AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE

[blowery]

also, on web, we just launched an advanced search dialog that should help folks use all the new operators we added.

[sybilius]

So true....

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

[foldingfittedsheets]

The mattress company I worked for the first time no longer exists. It was long ago eaten and assimilated by a bigger company. But when I started it was an incredibly intense five weeks of training. I was told I was extremely lucky to be selected, and I was. From a pool of a hundred applicants only fifteen of us made the cut to entering the training program.

The course covered how to talk to customers, how to ask open ended questions, how to close a sale, and product knowledge. I learned a lot, and truthfully my greatest takeaway was a lot of social scripts that I could use in other areas of my life.

We also had a midterm exam and a final. Both included a roleplay element with a trainer and a written portion. They told us when we started that the course was challenging but it was still a shock to come in after the midterm and realize half the class had failed.

I was named valedictorian of training- a dubious honor as it meant I’d done the best in the class, but popular lore had it that valedictorians struggled the most on the sales floor. Lo, I struggled.

Not because I wasn’t good. I was. But because my manager set out to systematically destroy my self esteem. Every sale, every interaction I had was scrutinized and criticized.

If I sold a bed with protectors, moveable base, and pillows he’d ask why I hadn’t managed to sell pillow protectors too. His first trainee had thrived on being challenged and he’d never bothered to learn a different way to coach.

It was wretched. My performance started strong but nosedived after a few weeks with him. My trainer, a man I loathed for stonewalling me in my interview, came in to inform me I was on new hire probation. If I couldn’t get my sales numbers up I’d be let go.

His actual phrasing was, “When you have a bandaid do you like to rip it off or pull it slowly?”

Since it was eminently obvious why he was visiting and because I thought it was condescending I sweetly informed him that I liked to soak my bandaids in hot water so they come off on their own.

He was briefly startled at this derailing but then got on with the bad news. I signed some forms stating that I understood my job was in peril.

I went home furious. I thought long and hard about why I wasn’t succeeding and how frustrated I was with my manager. I came in the next day and my anger had crystallized into a cold sharp edge.

My manager opened his mouth to address the probation and I snapped, “Just leave me alone. Go in the back if I have a sale. If you must address a serious issue then you will give me praise on two things I did right and present it as a compliment sandwich. Otherwise just say good job and shut up. Your constant nitpicking just makes me anxious and I do worse. Back off.” Belated and begrudging I added, “Please.”

He raised his eyebrows in dim surprise but I’d gauged him well. He backed off. Dutifully he’d meander into the back when I had a sale and praised me when I closed it. I resented knowing it was only because I’d demanded complimented but they still boosted me up. My numbers skyrocketed, I landed my first split king sale, and I exited probation with flying colors.

The trainer came back in to congratulate my manager for turning things around. To my gratification he gave me credit for setting him straight and said I’d taught him a different way to lead. My manager would often genuinely praise that moment when I’d stood up to him, impressed with my stubborn refusal to fail and my insight into what would help.

My biggest takeaway from the whole thing was just that people need positive reinforcement to succeed. Praise people for doing a good job. If you’re ever in a position where you need to criticize someone put it in a compliment sandwich instead of just saying the negative.

[naamahdarling]

Yep. That shit can poison an interpersonal relationship, if it's common, and also keep the thing from getting done. Do not punish wanted behavior. People will stop doing it.

I am extremely thrown off and angered by this micromanaging when people do it. It feels incredibly disrespectful and demeaning. And I can tell you, even knowing that wasn't the intent, and trying very hard not to take it that way, it never stopped feeling that way.

Unless there's a safety issue I was unaware of, or there's a way to save me significant effort or time, it doesn't help to pick at how I'm doing something. If it got done the hundred times I did it when the person was not there and they had no complaints, how I do it is obviously good enough.

[sophinspace]

[boy-moans]

you should be able to hit the vibrator like a weed pen if you don't have time to jack off

[grenadinexo]

sexting on the clock !!!

[grenadinexo]

give it up for sexting on the clock everyone

[localidiot-m]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

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Choose a subject in which you can get a PhD, such as Caviar Debrining, Musical Glassware Demolition, or Cunnilingus.

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Achieve 80-140 hours of class credits in relevant coursework, such as Advanced Bullshitting, Making Up MLA Format Citations That Sound Real, and Warping Irrelevant Quotations So They Will Appear To Fit Your Points (Cunning Linguistics).

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Defend your dissertation. This is nothing to be afraid of and is merely titled a "defense" in an antiquated sense of the word. You can defend your dissertation in many academic ways, such as a sword duel, outlasting a professor in the pain induction box, or of course, besting them in Competitive Cunnilingus. This last one is naturally the most reliable way to graduate Cum Laude.

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[bubobubosibericus]

[absurddino]

Kinktober 2025 prompts

I wanted to do kinktober this year and I'm a chronic overachiever so I decided to make a list of my own!

Cream pie / pet play / sweat

Bondage / sub space / masks

Feminization / sex club / spanking

Nipple play / mutual masturbation / slut shaming

Hands / clothed sex / cold

Massage / thigh riding / biting

Ribbons / public sex / lotion

Temperature play / sex toys / punishments

Cockwarming / hickeys / lingerie

Scent kink / crossdressing / holidays

Roleplay / body writing / service top

Phone sex / first time / closet

Locker room / shower sex / hate sex

Gifts / vampires / camera

Sexting / masochism / uniform

Pearl necklace / collar / makeup

Fisting / flexible / sexual fantasy

Rewards / dirty talk / knive play

Forniphilia (human furniture) / begging / butt plug

Blood / choking / exhibitionism

Face fucking / cock cage / nude modeling

Rimming / dacryphilia (crying) / strip dance

Ass play / suit / cum play

Teasing / car sex / overstimulation

Food play / sensory deprivation / short shorts

Porn / thigh fucking / spit

Clones / chest play / crop top

Leather / secret identity / orgasm control

Skinny dipping / praise / edging

Ball gag / mirror / voyeurism

Humiliation / double penetration / rough sex

Use this however you like!! Use one prompt, use all, use none, combine them! It's your life, your fic, do what you want!!!!

[no-nut-kinkvember]

Welcome to No Nut Kinkvember 2025.

You see these prompts? No Nut Kinkvember is about turning these prompts into a sex thing. How you turn them into a sex thing is entirely up to you, along with what kind of sex thing you turn them into, and creativity is encouraged.

Where and when will No Nut Kinkvember be hosted?

No Nut Kinkvember will be hosted on Tumblr and AO3 during the month of November. There will be an AO3 collection to add your works to, created a month before the event in October, and if you @ this blog in posts they will be reblogged. There will also be a submissions box open that you can submit posts to.

The Tumblr tag for this event will be #nonutkinkvember2025, which I will also be looking at for posts to reblog, so make sure to tag your works!

What are the rules?

THIS EVENT IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.

This event is writing only, because I find that easier to moderate. That being said, if you want to draw out prompts on your own and share them in your own spaces, feel free! The tag will also allow art. I just won't host it on the Tumblr blog.

Any and all kinks are allowed. Just make sure to tag all kinks present in the work, and add warnings as applicable in a typical AO3 submission.

Do not harass people for their submitted work, for any reason. Yes, this includes for their kinks.

This is a universal fandom event! Anyone of any fandom can join. OCs are welcome too!

If you want to submit a fully original work, I'd recommend either posting it to a different site than AO3 and linking it in a Tumblr post, or just submitting the link through the submissions box of this blog. If you share your work in a Tumblr post, or use the submission feature, you still need to tag your content with all kinks present in the work, and any warnings as applicable.

If your writing is self-contained in a Tumblr post, as opposed to linking from somewhere else, please add a read more at most after an introductory paragraph or two.

Submission entry will start on November 1st and will close on November 30.

More rules will be added if/when the need for more rules arises. If more rules are added, I will edit this post and make a new post detailing the new full list of rules and specifying any additions.

Again, I'll be checking the #nonutkinkvember2025 tag too, and I'm excited to see what everyone does for this event! :]

The ask box will always be open, so don't be afraid to drop by in the meantime!

[bigolbadblog]

i feel like something that's missing from some people's understanding of kink fiction and fantasy is, like... in fiction and fantasy, everything is in-scene.

when real people do kink in real life, you gotta do all that good out-of-scene stuff like discuss boundaries, set limits and expectations, check in with each other, do aftercare, et cetera et cetera et cetera... but in fiction, everything can be in-scene!

the people in that fanfic don't exist any more than, like, the make-believe sexy football star and make-believe sexy cheerleader in a couple's roleplay exist. that couple doesn't need to get into character and then pretend to be a sexy football star having an important consent conversation with a sexy cheerleader, because that's a conversation that's already happened out-of-scene and out-of-character. (i mean, if you're into in-character negotiations, chase your bliss.) when they're in that scene, they can just pretend to be a sexy football star having sex with a sexy cheerleader. that's okay.

so like. when fiction does kink in a way that would be unsafe or harmful irl... just keep in mind that you're not watching actual people neglecting check-ins or ignoring their set contract or genuinely harming each other. you're watching a scene without the behind-the-scenes bits, and that's okay.

[bigolbadblog]

this has gotten a couple replies along the lines of "yeah, you can just assume the characters worked all the important consent stuff out when you weren't looking!" which is true in some cases, but not the point i was trying to make, so please bear with me while i try to rephrase myself.

when i say in fiction, everything is in-scene, i mean that the fiction IS the scene.

if someone went up to their partner and said "hey, wouldn't it be sexy if we pretended you were manipulating and controlling me in an unethical way for sex reasons?", and then they talked through all the good and necessary consent and risk-awareness things, and then they played that scene out - that's a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm, right?

now, if someone writes a story where one character manipulates and controls another in an unethical way for sex reasons... that, too, is a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm.

kink fiction doesn't have to be about characters consciously and conscientiously Doing Kink. kink fiction can be stories where the kinky things people fantasize about or roleplay (but wouldn't want to happen in real life) do happen in the universe of that story. because the story is a scene.

[nealashitposts]

So for members of bdsm Dungeons, it's a rule that you don't approach other members if you see them on public for privacy reasons. They might not want people knowing they're a freak.

That said, it's normal to make friends in that space who you hang out with, outside of kink stuff. When that happens and people asked where I met my friend, my go-to line was "Spin-class," which is a very funny joke if you know me even a little. Very not my scene.

Well, funnily enough, while I was working at a homeless shelter, we had a very similar rule because of the homeless stigma. If a guest from the Shelter sees you outside of work, you don't acknowledge or approach them. They can approach you, but you don't tell whoever you're with where you know them. The guest gets to decide if they want to share that info.

Smash cut to me being out with a friend I met at the dungeon a very long time ago. I bump into a guest from the shelter who approaches me to chat. My friend asks how I know the guest, and without thinking, I blurt out "spin class" before remembering that's my go to lie for how I ment dungeon friends. These two proceed to have a conversation, neither fully understood.

Friend: ooohhhh okay i get it. Spin class! Me too. Stopped taking that class a while ago tho.

Guest. Oh for real? That's sick man, good for you! You got a good set up now?

Friend: The best!! I've taken up wood working so my furniture is all custom. Got plenty of space to do "spin" at home. It's coming together.

Guest: Hell yeah brother!!!

Friend: was really good to have my own space during the rona, but man it's lonely! I kinda miss the group dynamics.

Guest: Yeah, i heard that from my homie when he got out of "Spin class!" But it's for the best.

Friend: it can be, but its not for everybody. Can be safer to Spin in a group.

Guest: i know that. Lost a few homie to "spinning" alone. At least at the "class" you got other eyes on you.

Friend: I'm sorry to hear that! You know some elements of "Spinning" are risky but you never think anyone would get hurt. So, my buddy here still a real hard ass for safety?

Guest: oh man you dont even know. They revamped our whole fire escape plan.

Friend: Oh shit! They did that back when i was in Spin class too!

Guest: still improving the system i guess.

Friend: they still keep a bunch of robes outside in a shed so people who get out can cover up?

Guest: Yes!!!

Friend: Did you know it's their fault we have a 30 second rule!

Guest: Damn really!?! Makes sense tho, if there's a fire you gotta get out fast!

Friend: Yeah, I Never gave it much thought before they brought it up, but yeah the last thing you want is a fire when you're all tired up!

Guest: Yeah, that's true. I didn't know they came up with the rule, tho. I do like having the space between the beds clear...

Friend: Yeah it's so annoying when people block the path with their shit.

Guest: Yeah there's not enough space between beds for people to be hording shit.

Friend: Yeah! I loved that they always got people to keep their area clear.

Guest: not gonna lie i hate being told to clean up but it is better that way.

Friend: Yeah... haha.

Guest: well it was nice chatting with you brother.

Friend: you too, man! See ya around!

Guest: see ya!

Me:

[nealashitposts]

@mageless

Oh my friend, I shit an entire brick house.