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that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980â˛s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes. Â
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species. Â
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did. Â
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, itâs pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes. Â
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004. Â
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure. Â
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance. Â
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.) Â
It worked! Â
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because itâs unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad. Â
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he canât sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he canât retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.) Â
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the âthis content has been removed for violating Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
I will say, I do think Evangelicals kinda have a point about Catholic idolatry. Like, every Catholic I've ever met is way more into saints and their ancestors than Jesus or God.
Imagine thinking idolatry is bad
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Hey would you be mad if I turned your optical nerves into mycelium? To see the world not as it is, but as it could be? Time sensitive, btw.
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you guys know that the reblog function is the main feature of this site right ? its that little recycle looking symbol at the bottom next to the like button, you can add a comment if you want you can write something in the tags that your followers and the op will see. its like the main feature of this site
im not trying to sound rude in saying this but i have had 5 people with completely empty blogs follow me in the last hour or so and like im sure that makes sense on instagram or something but here it just makes you look like a bot account here and people will block you under that assumption. go reblog a post you like. go reblog an image of a snail
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A high school girl makes a TikTok with her girlfriend.
They are singing a love song to each other in the car.
It cuts to a picture of their first date; a picnic. A picture of them at a party. A picture of their prom; two dresses, two corsages, two wide grins.
I think of the New Years Eve Party, age 16, where I kissed a girl in the kitchen. Just for fun, I told myself. The boys whistled and groped, so we snuck to a room.
I think of the hosts face when she followed us, scowling, and kicked us out.
"We're not like that!" we pleaded, needing it to be true. I was red-faced and ashamed.
She made sure she wasn't seen alone with me after that.
On TikTok, a young girl wonders aloud if she is lesbian or bisexual. She is maybe 15.
The comment section is full of girls her age and younger, sharing their stories and revelations. Laughing with one another.
I think of the girl I would chat with late at night my Junior year, sharing links to music videos.
She types "if I was a boy, I'd want you to be my girlfriend."
I type "if I was drunk, I might kiss you."
I have not tasted alcohol yet, but I imagine it the sweetest excuse.
She sneaks out of her house, I pick her up in my car. We see late night movies and hold hands in the dark.
I hear the whispers the next week: "I heard she's a dyke."
I know what I have to do. I block her on chat and move seats at lunch.
I make sure I am not seen alone with her again.
On TikTok, I am shown everything that has changed.
Girls falling in love in class. Girls taking each other to the homecoming game. Girls breaking up, hating their exes.
Coming of age and coming out, all in one breath.
If I was born a decade later, I think, everything would have been different.
I think of all the decades that came before me, and I weep.
I think of all the decades that will come after, and I weep.
This time, though, it is for joy.
Why study for exams when you can deduce the answers based on context clues from other questions and then use those answers to provide you with even more context clues for even more questions in an hour-long stress-fueled Professor Layton-esque logic puzzle extravaganza of future-hinging doom.
Believe it or not, if you want to do well in academia, this particular skill set is at least as important as knowing how to study properly.
Acing an exam doesnât require filling in answers that are, in some abstract sense, âcorrectâ; it requires filling in what whoever authored the exam thinks the correct answers are. Often the two have very little to do with one another!
Working up a mental profile of the examâs author based on the wording and arrangement of the questions and going âokay, if I was the joker who wrote this thing, what would I expect the correct answer to be?â is a totally legitimate exam-writing skill, and arguably more critical than actually knowing the material.
Iâve said this before, and Iâll say it again: Any Pro-Lifer who argues that they just want to âsave babiesâ but makes an exception in rape cases is lying.
If they were truly against abortion because they believe that a fetus is entitled to full rights, enough to deny the bodily autonomy of the person carrying it; if they truly believe that the fetus has a soul and is a baby or however they say it: then they wouldnât make exceptions for rape.Â
A pregnancy created through sexual assault would not make that fetus less human. It wouldnât make it ânot a baby.â Being conceived through rape wouldnât make that fetus not have a soul. Either a fetus has a soul, is a human, is a precious baby, or it isnât.Â
What the ârape exceptionâ means is that they want to control women. That women who have consensual sex should be punished, should âhave consequencesâ for having consensual sex, for not being âresponsibleâ enough when they have sex. It says âYou are a woman who had consensual sex, and to punish you we will take control of your body away from you.â They HATE that women can have sex for recreation, and want to take that away from us.Â
You see that bullshit argument? You call them on it. Donât let the point go. If they make an exception for rape- ask them why. Make them explain the logic. (They know how fucking awful it sounds when they donât make an exception for rape too. Thereâs no moral high ground for them there.)Â
Tumblr: lol @ Middle age white women screaming at cashiers. Don't they know thats cruel and it can't change anything anyway!? I would never treat someone like that.
Also Tumblr: *screams at content creators via twitter when their ship doesn't become cannon*
Georgetown professor says exactly what he thinks about the confederacy culture.
Like, I could add a witty gif or make a smart ass remark.
But I wonât.
He made his point. I cannot add to it.
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