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when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

noknowshame

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

homunculus-argument

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

drafty-castle

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

homunculus-argument

Children in real life also.

homunculus-argument

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

flickering-leaves

The humble Oxford comma

homunculus-argument

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

mylordshesacactus

#you can understand op by using your brain

samshepard

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

sacred-portal

low-polly

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge

anexperimentallife

randomishnickname

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

inimitably-ineffable

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

mx-incognito

@cynaram

cynaram

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be. They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.”

explorerrowan

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

fieldbears

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

captainclickycat

The shipping forecast.

romanticalgirl

The Fandom Almanac

nyansense-the-nyanbinary

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

jonairadreaming

Petition to start referring to fanworks as ‘produce’ and stop calling it ‘content’.

Produce = Fresh. Tasty. Nutritious. Contains some ppm of Love.

Content = Lifeless. Sterile. An obligation.

saint-batrick

tell me a pretty thing.

with-antlers-gleaming-deactivat

In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.

saint-batrick

oh wow that's gorgeous.

marlynnofmany

I wonder if kids aren’t as afraid of the dark in Uzbek.

grox

Does anyone else think that david lynch's fimography would have been drastically improved if, at the end of each movie some pop music played, and all the characters got together, and started dancing, and the bad guys were standing with there arms crossed refusing to dance, but then their foot starts tapping, and their head starts nodding, and they go like, ah what the heck, and join the big dance party?

elephantsatsea

tragedy alignment chart (x)

geekysteven

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

fibul

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

cabbagedotexe

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid.

centrumlumina

#let’s evolve with mama

sparrowsarecool

@letsblogwithmama

letsblogwithmama

official mama post

blackpyrefly

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

valdevia

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.