Hi!

80% memes, 19% musicals, 1% hot gas (She/her)

[victorianandthespian]

J’suis sur le cul de ma bouteille

[janmisali]

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[urgetocreate]

Yuri Klapouh (Ukrainian b.1963), Apple Tree, Oil on canvas

[geyfrog]

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

[maythray]

the persistence of "he or she" makes me slightly insane. youre willing to adapt and learn nearly every other linguistic change in modern times but yet you stlll refuse the singular they, which has been around longer than you've been alive. annoying.

[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

[featuresofinterest]

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

[vexheart]

Being sensitive is a strength—it means you feel deeply. But unkindness? That’s a choice, and a sad one.

[important-animal-images]

singing lessons

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[ixxy-aguamala]

+colormatching

[queen-mihai]

It needed to be done

[transcyberism]

Fixed the lighting

[elvencantation]

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[camilicy]

Snoot ✨🐶