Mars

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[raphalorem]

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

[wraithillustrates]

Hey, wierd ask time!

I have confessional booth and spend a lot of time staring at the blank wall where the crucifix should be, and I want to replace it.

And I love your catman!Simon in his little hood-snood-thing. He's adorable. And I was just wondering, for the love of Jesus (obviously), is there a possibility of a tits-out harness version for me to hang in my booth and stare at for hours a day?

(This is all a true story btw)

I hope you (and Jesus) like this

No speech bubble version below

[loppytaffy]

I'm going to paint him, so he's not done yet, but at least you know I'm not full of shit

[wraithillustrates]

OH MY GOD I KNEW IT IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MJND I KNEW YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUUUSHH

This is the best thing to ever happen to me, who would’ve known that in the future i’m gonna have my catboy markiplier art hung up in a confessional booth. I have officially peaked in life.

[wraithillustrates]

I made something stupid

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Grace must get very cool about many things very quickly statement

[thefoulest]

simon would sleep like a victorian child i feel like

[alexxuun]

Biblically accurate Ryland Grace from Ryan Gosling himself.

[s0lar-ch3ri]

@smilodonnerparty

[queerbookbitch]

guys I am so normal about simon calling grace angel in fanart/fanfic it does not remind me of any ship I am so normal about it I am affected by fictional characters an appropriate and average amount

[castametric]

simon my love you will inherit the earth. best character of all time forever. sad and scared man who still wants to do right in the end despite having apparently committed unspeakable acts of violence. wants to live. doesnt feel good about killing others with the radiation camera. raised in a tree cult. somehow still an optimist in a world of pessimism. he still has hope and it’s killing him in a hopeless universe. “why doesn’t anybody else want that?” please hush you’ll make me cry. hes got big sad eyes and huge tits. his mom gave him a knife and the empty holster is still a source of comfort to him. hes so unbelievably human and that’s so fucking endearing. may he escape the blood ocean and curl up in ryan gosling’s arms fr.

[shallowseeker]

Yeah, I think Cas DOES in fact send Dean kissy-face emojis.

So, Dean, as part of the "joke," starts sending a eggplant back. He does it enough times that Cas takes it as a sign.

One day Cas walks in with a grocery bag full of eggplants like, "I thought you wanted me to pick these up from the grocery store?"

And Dean is hastily shoving them back into the bag before Sam sees them.

[shallowseeker]

#cas is like: according to online...#eggplant is good for you due to its high content of fiber its vitamins and its antioxidants#which support heart health and digestion and overall wellbeing#i thought it would be an excellent choice for your to consume alongside your burgers???#and dean wants to disappear

#Dean knows there is no way he can explain what the eggplants actually mean#with or without Sam in the room via @destielrotsmybrain

sam begins to suspect something’s up by day four of the unbroken streak of increasingly unconventional eggplant based meals via @beefburgatory

#the One time cas chooses not to b horny is naturally when dean is trying to get him to b horny via @jasmineintheforest

😘 + 🍆

[shallowseeker]

what great fun to imagine cas, seeing dean cook enthusiastically with the eggplants, and because dean does not explain, cas texts one day outta the blue a week later:

“do you want 🍆?”

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[manuuart]

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

(Markplier please stop going to the hospital YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BODY IS CAPPABLE OF )

[dinodoggie]

This is how Project Hail Mary went, right?

I hope you enjoy this silly video, and have an AWESOME day!

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[naveenzluv7]

alright lads instagram saw it first but. the first one is some au ive cooked up that is generally poorly thought out and barely past a concept . basikalllyyy imagine at the end if iron lung, instead of simon dying horrifically and making me sad, before ellie's about to crunch down on the sub, simon mutates and becomes like an extension of ellie's consciousness almost. it's some weird symbiotic fusion shit that i dont care to explain in detail but. think malachite steven universe

here's some other stuffbecause i like simon

[stars-mars13]

Ok but why do i literally have the meme of the third one,,

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[alienatedartt]

atlas