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[jacquesthepigeon]

I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[herpsandbirds]

Florida Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia floridana) taking off, family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, southern FL, USA

photograph by Scott Kalter

[heidelbro]

[deadpan-c]

i wanna try an experiment

without coordinating or telling anyone the correct answer, guess the most popular one:

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Voting ended onJun 9, 2024

reblog for sample size pls thx

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[savaralyn2]

Dungeon Meshi - Happy New Year 2024!

[dunmestuffy]

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[opt1gan]

2024 is soon which means... ttyd remake soon

[bungcar]

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[roisheep]

This guy (gray catbird) at the open mic night (my front porch) won't stop doing his fucking impressions (american robin, house sparrow, and cardinal)

[roisheep]

his impressions are big hits with the crowd (other catbird) though

[roisheep]

he tested out some new material (european starling, red-winged blackbird) at the end of his set

[shoezuki]

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

[arcticarthropod]

"Someone just did that to them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative