Write As Rain

Cleo | INFJ | She/her | Hufflepuff | Writer | Marvel | DC | Harry Potter | Supernatural | Doctor Who | Sherlock | being human

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[thebestoftimes]

so glad that funky little pharaoh from night at the museum is really moving up in this world

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[sasstastic-turtles]

‪Essays I've written that had absolutely no business scoring as high as they did‬

- A literary analysis claiming that Jekyll was gay and strongly insinuating that Hyde was his drag persona‬ ‪- 500 words on how Despacito has changed the American music industry (in Spanish)‬ ‪- Literally didn’t even write an essay just turned in a picture of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the cartoon angels are playing the trumpet w their asses - We were supposed to make a ‘diary’ from the pov of a character in Romeo and Juliet. I chose to write as a gay servant who was hopelessly in love w Romeo and plotting to murder Juliet. It’s entirely handwritten w my left hand and stg every single word is spelled wrong. One page just says ‘today I saw a geese’. There are no fewer than 6 thinly veiled sexual innuendos.

[cheers-for-all]

Me: What’s your house?

Person: Oh, I’m a Slytherin

Me: No, that isn’t what I meant

Person: What

Me, wearing a Capulet shirt: Do you quarrel sir

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[meiselr]

Color Palette Challenge #87 - House Hufflepuff

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

[paganprincesss]

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

[disasterbisexual-moved]

MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS DRY HEAVING BECAUSE OF THIS POST

[mamamamamamamamamanamama-blog-d]

peter parker: a disaster, even in death

[sadcapricorn]

I love having a blog because it holds the therapeutic value of keeping a diary but instead it’s like shouting into the void TODAY I WAS SAD AND BOUGHT LIPSTICK and sometimes someone else in the vast blackness will hear you and shout back I AM SORRY YOU ARE SAD and sometimes they will gently repeat it and whisper me too and sometimes they will simply hear you and nod and it is very comforting

[forcearama]

Is this not the most tumblr/AO3 thing ever

[ladynightangel18-deactivated201]

This began fanfiction

[savvyblunders]

I identify with this.

[mm-jay]

That’s so fanfiction…….

[squidwujun]

Omfg What have I done!?

[unbeknwn]

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

It’s ok if your writing isn’t as good as you want it to be yet. Write more. Write even more than that. Your skill will catch up to your vision and then you will explode into a powerful forest witch and get an epic deep midnight cloak and create books that change the world.

[alifetimeaheadtoprovethat]

Sherlock Challenge - July 2017 Prompt: On the tube ___ @sherlockchallenge ❤