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call me Air :]] // (she/her) // WATCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES // 9-1-1, Good Omens, DBDA, Arcane, dnp (<33)

[staticair]

[the buckley-diaz boys]

[team-118]

kicking my feet and giggling thinking about eddie diaz who loves fatherhood and christopher and who is so brave and smart and kind and funny. eddie who loves his female friends and relatives and has interesting, developed relationships with carla and may and pepa and linda and hen. eddie who loves basketball and fighting and muay thai and video games. eddie who befriends anything that moves. eddie whose people skills save the day over and over - the kid in the well. the kid he got shot for. the kid he ran back into a burning building for when they read the number wrong. (eddie who loves kids). the guy whose heart he kept beating despite him threatening chris and buck and his whole family. the guy he talked into returning their engine. eddie who is so competent it has buck ripping his hair out when they meet. eddie who is cool and level headed with a gun to his head. eddie who got himself and his son out of his parents house when he was working three jobs to make ends meet. eddie whose whole Thing is taking care of people, so much so that his therapist has to tell him to cool his jets. eddie who just tries and tries and tries. eddie with the heart of fucking gold and eddie with more to give than he thinks anyone can take. eddie who is always going to fight to come home to his family. eddie who isn't alone anymore; hasn't been for a while. eddie who was raised so cold and grew up so warm. eddie, the light. the sun.

[sloasis]

Thinking about his really charp canine ...

[soupfic]

I just know Eddie’s terrible at sexting. Buck’s all god the things I’m gonna do to you when I get home 😋 and Eddie’s just like sounds good 👍

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[desertdinerbuddie]

It’s so funny to me that they think buddie started with the shoulder bumping in 2.04 Stuck.

Girl, have you not seen their literal first scene together? Buck staring at shirtless Eddie while Whatta Man by Salt n Pepa plays in the background in 2.01 Under Pressure? Followed by, you know, literally everything else that happens in that episode?

THAT is when buddie started, my friends.

[elenaazra]

— fuck you — later

I've already seen this movie

[myshipsmyotpmylifeistrash]

Sleep talking Eddie who says everything he wants to say when he’s awake, but is too scared to

Buck finds out when Eddie is taking a nap at the station. It starts off as Eddie saying silly stuff that make no sense, to Eddie confessing his love to Buck and how much he means to him.

Eddie: Buck

Buck: *On his phone, in the bunk next to him* Hmm?

Eddie: The sea otters

Buck: What?

Eddie: They’re trying to kidnap me.

Buck: What?

Eddie: Nooo. The sea otter king wants to marry me.

Buck: *Realizes Eddie’s sleeping* Tell him no

Eddie: He wants to give me a grilled cheese

Buck: You’re going to marry him for a grilled cheese

Eddie: The babies are eating my toes.

Then it gets serious one day when Eddie tells Buck he loves him. They’re on the couch at Eddie’s place and watching a movie when Eddie falls asleep on Bucks shoulder.

Eddie: Buck my hands are string cheese

Buck: *Smiling* Oh no. Maybe you can snack on them.

Eddie: No don’t eat my fingers.

Buck: I don’t know they look pretty yummy

Eddie: *Crying* Noooo

Buck: Okay okay I’m sorry. I won’t eat them.

Eddie: Yay. I love you

Buck: W-What?

Eddie: I want to marry you

Buck: Me?

Eddie: The goblin is making me soup

Buck: Go back to what you were saying before.

Eddie: He’s inviting the moose and bunny for dinner.

Buck: *Getting desperate* What about us getting married?

Eddie: Mr. Goblin said that Mrs.Dragon can make us the soup for the wedding

Buck: *Smiling* Really? Why can’t he make it?

Eddie: He charges too much

Then he throws the fluffy blanket off them and says the grizzly bear is too hot.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[911onabcbts]

Ryan Guzman, Oliver Stark, Kenneth Choi and Aisha Hinds from #911onABC share which superpowers their cast would have!

via creation

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[flammableheart]

[stablefuse]

his eddie, his Ω 💕

[911onabcbts]

New old behind the scenes via Kenny of Ryan leaving set early and the others being mad 😭😭

[911fancentral]

I think that Eddie is a very masculine tough man considering his background and all but as soon as it’s just him and Buck he becomes a clingy sweet mess.

Eddie is always pouting and giving Buck his cute bottom eyes whenever he wants something

Buck is his baby and he’s Bucks and it’s just the cutest thing in the world

Some people think this is a crazy way to think but Eddie has shown it especially in SEASON 9! Always pouting and looking at Buck through his eyelashes when he wants something

[cap1412-assistant]

Buck's got so used to being a gentle giant that the thought of manhandle someone it's the last thing on his mind. He uses his size to protect people (from the cold wind, the sun or on calls) and make them happy (hugs, playing with kids and stuff like that).

Eddie can't wait to be manhandled now he's got himself a big muscular boyfriend. But it never happens. It's so frustrating. He can't manhandle Buck. The guy is like 50 pounds heavier than him. It won't work.

So, he has to pull out the big guns. He plays the injured to get lifted over a shoulder. He fakes being tired so Buck will pick him up and takes him to bed and position him in a comfortable way. He brats as much as he can to force Buck to grab him by the arm or push him against a wall. He teases him at work until he's horny enough to forget he's a gentleman and picks him up and throws him on the bed, pins his hands above his head and reminds him how to behave.

He has to work for it. But it's so worth it.

[911fancentral]

The way he genuinely just got dominated is crazyyyy

(He definitely thought that was hot)