Look at This Tangle of Thorns

Holla at ya girl

[amateur7373]

[snommelp]

…The original post has to be either a joke or someone who knows literally nothing, because in 1999 Amazon was already huge, and Bezos was Time’s Person of the Year.

[thoughtsonmercury-deactivated20]

Why do people want these billionaires to come from a fuckin struggle so damn bad ?

[bonersniper]

Because they want to believe it could be them when statistically it can’t be

[tzikeh]

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” – John Steinbeck

[funkervogt]

bald guy swag

[funkervogt]

bald guy swag is literally unmatchable

[funkervogt]

examples

[maxkillertart]

Walter

[funkervogt]

false

[wizardgender]

back to the swag

[one-time-i-dreamt]

YouTube’s new censorship policy banned the word “kill” from the platform, so people started using the word “Corolla” (as in Toyota) as a replacement. YouTube caught wind, and then banned all usage of car brand names and properties.

[noodleddragon]

And with your help, we can make it a reality

[3000s]

literallyyyyy how i feel when i hear electronic mouse sound

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[tsurangaconundrum]

they literally should have done this on that destiel show

[tsurangaconundrum]

god lev SAY THAT

[turninghoziest]

This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

[beggars-opera]

[turninghoziest]

THIS GUY (from his insta story)

[bifemmequeen]

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

[eggmacguffin]

Setting a few things straight:

1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)

2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)

[coat]

Magneto did that so he could hang with his crush leave him alone it’s gay culture

[melonmemes]

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[omofish]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[blackcatfemme]

But….. the scent………………

[asskylosaurus]

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

[altonbrowns]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

[awkward-tension]

God I wish that were me

[uncle-beanbag]

A thousand years from now people will find this symbol and be at a Loss as to it’s meaning.

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with “op I forgive you cause you’re Scottish but that’s not a Texan accent” which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I’m assuming it’s important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[captain-starskull]

All hail Foghorn Leghorn.

[brightlotusmoon]

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[studentlifeproblems]

[pom-seedss]

Me submitting my 5 page paper anyway