[tomcruisecells]

respect to people who commit to formatting their posts like this is a 2007 anime forum because this just made me laugh out loud

[slatewiper-deactivated20250807]

if i was in a position of power i would abuse it #LOWKEY

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[dotbot2521]

i thought this was a post saying bart's new outfit (one tophat) was a result of his new capitalist corruption

[grimoiremanifest]

out of my way. i need to claim my free milhouse shield

[foone]

fun fact: this mobile game (Monopoly Go) has the second (or third) highest budget of any video game. As of last year, it's made its budget back 5 times over.

It's only beaten in cost by Star Citizen (a crowd-funded money pit that's been in progress for 14 years) and possibly GTA VI, which some estimate might cost up to two billion USD to develop.

[thelivingvampyrr]

[addendumbeekeeper]

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

[6qubed]

nonsense you can pull up next to 'em at the next red light and compliment their shoelaces

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

[stealingpotatoes]

DISTRESSING NEWS FROM THE FRONT (my friends groupchat) THEY SAY I HAVE SHORT ENERGY. IS THIS TRUE??

DO YOU THINK I POTES LADYNORMALGIRL STEALINGPOTATOES AM SHORT BASED ON VIBES??

i think ur short

i think ur medium heighted

i think ur tall

who are you

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[stealingpotatoes]

HELP NO WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE SAY SHORT DISABUSE URSELF OF THIS NOTION!!! I'M A 5'7 (170cm) BRITISH GIRL IM SOLIDLY MEDIUM

[6qubed]

you're shorter than me

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[depsidase]

[just-try-and-stop-mee]

Lies, greed and exploding crockpots: How PE firm Cornell Capital’s purchase of Instant Brands went very wrong

Trustee Alan Halperin seeks to recover at least $400 million for Instant Brand creditors

It was private equity that sunk instapot, just like Joann’s and toysrus

[pmamtraveller]

Fishing for the Moon by Marco Bellelli

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe

[theehorsepusssy]

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

got pissed off and made this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Throwback to when Victims of Communism revealed Lenin came back from the dead to exile Trotsky

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

proof marxism-leninism is an immortal science

[karvina]

he just had a letter labeled “open january 10 1928” and after he died they opened it and inside it said “fuck trotsky gay ass”

[hometoursandotherstuff]