A master list of all of my fics on AO3:
TUA-Canon Compliant (General Audiences):
"New Timeline, New Me" (Status: Complete)
Summary:
Having landed in the new Sparrow timeline and having checked into the Hotel Obsidian, the Hargreeve siblings are finally able to take a moment to catch their breath. But in that lull, Klaus realizes that something is a little off about Five.
“Hey? Is it just me, or has little Number Five gotten taller?”
TUA-Canon Compliant (Mature/Explicit):
Stand-Alone Stories:
"Much Longer Than Six Years, Five Months, and Two Days" (Five x Lila. Status: Ongoing):
Summary:
Some people believe an affair starts when two people cross the line and become physical with one another. Five and Lila knew better. Looking back, this ‘thing’ between him and Lila had begun much longer than six years, five months, and two days ago. If either of them had been capable of being honest with themselves, they might have been able to admit, it had started from the very beginning.
TUA-AU (Mature/Explicit):
Five x Lila Series:
"Partners In Time"
"The Best of the Best" (Status: Complete)
Summary:
“Commission protocol states that all temporal assassins must be assigned a partner for no less than one year as part of a standard five-year contract. Now, I understand that Number Five is something of a pet project for you, but that does not excuse him from proper procedure.”
“AJ, you know me! I completely agree with company policy. But AJ, pairing Five with Lila of all people will be an unmitigated disaster!”
Straight out of basic training, and an apocalypse, Number Five Hargreeves has joined the Commission. He and the Handler agree that he would be most effective as a solo agent as he is still suffering from a number of apocalypse related issues including an aversion to socialization and a healthy dose of PTSD. AJ Carmichael however disagrees.
Thus, Five must contend with his new partner: rookie assassin Lila Pitts.
1.a. (stand-alone story) "Dead by X-mas: The SantaCon Job" (Status: Complete)
Summary:
They say that the holidays are a time of peace, love, and goodwill toward men.
Well, whoever ‘they’ might be, they obviously never worked for the Commission.
SantaCon is a roving, loosely organized event, which can only be described as a cross between a flash mob and if Sodom and Gomorrah were tarted up with tinsel. It is an event where people dress like Santa Claus, elves, or other holiday figures and parade around a city in varying states of sobriety.
There are fights, there is vandalism, there is drinking, there are drugs, there is dancing, there is nudity, there are pranks, there is stealing, and all of it is impossible to prosecute because everyone matches the same description; in short there is santarchy.
In other words, the perfect cover for a pair of temporal assassins out on a job.
You better watch out, you better not cry, because Five and Lila are coming to town!
2. "The London Job" (Status: Complete)
Summary:
After working together for years as temporal assassins at the Temps Commission, partners Number Five Hargreeves and Lila Pitts have proven themselves to be the best of the best.
But can these two legendary assassins survive their latest mission, the derailment of a major railway in London in November of 1967? And what will come to light when they find themselves unexpectedly running into Lila's birth parents? Will their friendship survive the devastating fallout?
A direct sequel to the story, "The Best of the Best."
3. "He Sleeps with the Fishes: The Hoffa Job" (Status: ongoing)
Summary:
Living outside of normal space-time, partners and temporal assassins Lila Pitts and Number Five Hargreeves, have been together for years, dealing with murder, mayhem, math, and the machinations of not only the Handler but of the board of directors themselves.
One day, our anti-heroes find themselves tasked with their latest mission: assassinate well-known historical figure and urban legend, Jimmy Hoffa.
How hard can it be to get rid of one washed-up, corrupt former teamster?
Turns out, pretty hard when the mob, a pair of hitmen, the FBI, and a jilted former mistress are all after him too.
Oh, and let's not forget the sea monster.
A direct sequel to "The London Job"
Upcoming Stories:
"The Kennedy Job" (2nd to last in the series) [I'm really looking forward to this one as it will address the body/DNA modifications seen in the comics. It will also include many conspiracy theories attached to the Kennedy assassination, not to mention our heroes will finally attempt their big jump, only to run into the LAST people they ever expected].
"The Apocalypse Job" (the last in the series) [This will involve what happens when Five and Lila make their big jump into the 2019 apocalypse. It will address Reginald's involvement with the Commission as well as the alternate timelines. Not to mention the fates of the other 35 children born on October 1st, 1989. This one will be very long because it WILL deal with characters like Patch, Sissy, Ray, Dave, Harlen, and Claire].
"Sincerely, Yours" (Status: On Hiatus)
Summary:
Throughout the universe, endless streams of timelines and dimensions exist.
In one, the Umbrella Academy is a mysterious home to super-powered children—heroes entrusted with the fate of the world.
In this one, the Umbrella Academy is a prestigious boarding school in Andover, Massachusetts, home to remarkable youngsters—talented teens entrusted not with the fate of the world but saddled with the pressure of Valentine’s Day when you’re sixteen.
When Lila Pitts—brash, intelligent, and highly admired by the entire student body—discovers a love letter slipped under the door of her dorm room, she’s unsurprised by yet another pathetic attempt to get into her good graces and her knickers. That is until she realizes this particular Valentine’s is from none other than her sworn enemy and rival since her first day of school: the handsome, talented, but infuriating Headmaster’s son, ‘Number’ Five Hargreeves.
Unbeknownst to both of them—the letter didn’t come from Five at all.
FALLOUT (TV SERIES):
(Ghoulcy)
"Ain't That A Kick in the Head" (Status: Ongoing)
Summary:
Lucy Maclean didn't know what she was getting herself into when she decided to follow the ghoul. He was a selfish scoundrel, a murderer, and a thief.
But he was also the only person on the surface who had never lied to her.
Lucy thought she didn't know why she followed, but the truth was, she'd known all along.
THE THUNDERBOLTS*/ THE NEW AVENGERS (MARVEL FILM):
(Mostly Bob x Yelena and Ava x John, but the more I write, it honestly comes across like they are just a little in love with each other, so very poly-vibes)
"A Confessional That Never Closes" (Status: Ongoing)
Summary:
After the trauma of The Void, The Thunderbolts have to find the strength to move forward, not only from the emotional whiplash of being named Earth's newest heroes but from the fallout of becoming the unofficial caretakers of an unstable God. With a group of people with so much red in their ledgers, will they be able to be what each other needs most?
