Okay But Seriously, Help

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[stillachickenbitch]

All those conservative women writing thinkpieces about how they would have been forced to transition because they were a tomboy have clearly never been gender-questioning AFAB people excited to try presenting as a man at pride only to have every fucking person assume they're just a dedicated butch lesbian

[timeloopfemme]

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

how do you make friends when you have the personality of an almond

[stillachickenbitch]

You find a fucking cashew bitch!!!!!!

[incompletepuppets]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Larva

[regularlesbian]

kermit the

[maryorjane]

shawty I don’t…… have eyes

[ghostmage-remade-deactivated202]

i’m starting to realize the “friendship where we bully each other” thing is a complicated subject for me, because as a survivor of bullying and my interests being mocked for basically my entire life, i don’t really find it funny or endearing when pals do it. i don’t mind gentle insults and inside jokes, but idk, there has to be a point where you go “maybe i shouldn’t cut on my friend’s new oc or special interest” and stop yourself. i think we should all try a little harder to know that boundary and not put our friends in those situations

[whyearth]

“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 11 hours*

[wiianator-deactivated20191229]

Somebody post negatively about the ocean, I have a meme I want to use

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

The ocean is bad and puts sand in my hair

[wiianator-deactivated20191229]

[cybercrimer]

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hey conservatives… are you gonna sit around and let leftists tell you to lift heavy boxes by bending your knees? bend at the waist and use your back to lift like god intended… unless you’re too politically correct…

[moonkitty]

you know when your on the verge of a mental breakdown/crying and someone tries to talk to you so you just feel like

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just saw a drug ad that included the disclaimer “may cause bone loss” and I’m fuckin cackling. not “bone density loss” just whole ass “bone loss”, like some incompetent dipshit wizard tried to heal your broken arm but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. y'all want some bone destroying juice

[eldritchautomaton]

@pancakeke

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[stellatheknave]

Valid lads just booking it

ouchies

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[losingmymindtonight]

it all makes sense now

[adhduck]

fjdjfkNFLSLDKBFJEIRBRBFKF

[meleedamage]

CRYING OVER DICK.

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how are there so many of these?

[meleedamage]

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

[meleedamage]

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯