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Elderly (30s) | Not an eldritch abomination in a human suit | Mostly shrimp, Transformers, and Necrons | Minors DNI | Ask to tag | Avatar by @carnemorta

[stock-human]

My semi-realistic transition goals are somewhere between Dave Vanian and Columbo.

[stock-human]

Sparkle on! It's Friday! Don't forget to be yourself!

[en501]

This unit is proud of his work :)

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[shaydh]

Reassuring Vorx

[lime-bucket]

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[pangiokuhliia]

oblongas of the log, what is your wisdom?

i once tried to replace this fake log with a much cooler, actually real, natural log, but then i got slapped and humbled by like 15 loaches at once.

they now have two logs.

[cursedbeasts]

Cawl

2022

Commissions info - Prints* - Merch*

*might be domestic only!

[xylophonetangerine]

I reject the implication that being gay would make you want to listen to Taylor Swift and not Einstürzende Neubauten.

[batsandbroadswords]

45 grave: On

Dick: out

Its party time

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[rivetgoth]

Had a dream there was this “goth diner” and all the food was like inedibly heavy and greasy and kinda disgusting, but Angel and I were looking through the menu and they had their list of burgers and each was named after a different musician, it was like “the Robert Smith” “the Carl McCoy” “the Andrew Eldritch” (I tried to ask what was on that one and they said it was only for the kids menu and wouldn’t tell me), then there was one called “the Nivek Ogre” and I asked what was in it. The menu didn’t have any info about any of them just their names. And they brought the chef out and he showed me that it was just a crispy chicken sandwich with a fried egg, but on top there was melted cheese and then a layer of real dollar bills melted over it, and it was wrapped up in barbed wire, so to get to the burger you had to rip through dollar bills and barbed wire to eat it. 😭

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[fishhag]

a pretty good example of how diverse the coloration can be with the Indian zebra shrimp. The big female in the middle has a subtle blue green color to her.

C. babaulti

[stock-human]

Sparkle on! It's Friday! Don't forget to be yourself!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die