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dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

daikaiju-arts

(Based on this!)

escuerzoresucitado

churlsgonewild

tonguethulhu

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

cnwarforged

Saw this in the comments lol

synthient

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

itmightbehere

merry christmas lightning lou by Andrew Mar

haleingstorm

Carl meeting the other cookbook authors and he's crying. I could be wrong but I can't think of another time where Carl cries. Here are some of the people he has read about, the footsteps he has followed. And here they are coming to help him.

And they HUGGED HIM. Carl doesn't really do hugs and THEY HUGGED HIM OH MY FUCKING GOD

solar-pxwered

himbotheninth

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti

Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

hellothepixel

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

missjukebox8bit

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

astrathepasta

I'm sobbing oh my god

queerlilacroses

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

redwyverndht

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

biraptor123

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

gemstone-gynoid

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

handhond

aquilacalvitium

There is

So much going on here

delta-domine

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

wulfhalls

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

cumaeansibyl

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

aromanticduck

ismenes

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.