[stonedshane]

About: call me Bear or Charlie 28 - he/him pronouns only please queer trans man autistic & There's More But IDK my favorite color is All of them :)

this is specifically and exclusively an HR/GCU/hudcon blog. it is a fully separate blog from my main blog and i like it that way. i like being semi-anonymous here i've watched HR at least a dozen times & read all GCU books a couple times each. i yam a very busy man in the outside world but i like to spend some time here every day as a little treat :) voracious consumer of podfics & kind of want to try podficcing too. playlists are my primary form of creation when enjoying media, i hope to post mine here sometime !

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[fujoshane]

see season 2 is still months away we need to start getting creative again i need our best posters back in the studio. how are shane and ilya using the data on their oura rings?

[themoonandmyman]

competition to see who can maintain the lowest heart rate during sex. It starts off with them chirping each other but they have to go slow so it gets very intense Very Quick

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I know that in the show ilya cuts off alexei forever and they mention his brother once in the long game but in my world #myworld ilya never cuts him off for forever like every now and then ilya will block him or alexei will be like “don’t fucking call back” but even after ilya’s outed and can actually never go back to russia he still sends alexei money for unnamed niece’s schooling and alexei send him photos of their new years celebrations and also every time ilya and shane go to europe, alexei and his family also have a vacation with a convenient one day overlap and ilya will give shane an excuse and alexei lets his family go to a museum without him and they meet up at a cafe or a bar or a park and sit and exchange barbless insults that let each other know that they wish it could be different but it can’t and then they hug and leave and don’t talk for four months.

[ilyahoellander]

my controversial hollanov take is that the two of them retire at exactly the same time. none of that ilya retires first to take care of the kids bs no sir. they retire at the same time. because both of them are just not interested in playing without the other to push them and the thought of doing long distance for even a week makes them start shaking crying screaming staring into the distance.

[felixafterall]

I know I’ve posted about this before but it still stands!!!

[stonedshane]

whatever it's fine i went to a concert on Tues and it was phenomenal and i got to mosh and i feel like myself again and last night i had such a nice night with my partner and i got so deep into subspace and i went to Thurs night trivia at my bar tonight and it was great and im going on a solo backpacking trip with my doggie this weekend and everything is fine uggghhhhhhhh

[stonedshane]

at the point of healing that im seeing things and going "i wish i could send this to my ex" :(

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya would have loved the Cbat Reddit story

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 - Episode 5

[recenterhudmilan]

Hudson with Shane's hair IS extremely hot I'm sorry to those with no taste.

[eklmrlos]

i love them

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Concept:

Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.

One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.

Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.

A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.

And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.

His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.

[liarsblade]

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

[liarsblade]

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

[persimmony-snicket]

myshane was a really difficult baby and toddler—never took to formula, fussy sleeper, really restricted food preferences, always stripping naked, biting, screaming at strange hours, struggled to maintain friendships, no imagination play—and so hockey was A Relief™️ for yuna and david. here was something their kid could do, and do well, and something he enjoyed. they could build whole routines around this. and when it became clear that he was beyond “doing hockey well,” that he was actually something of a prodigy ? even fucking better. bc they’re afraid the SECOND hockey goes away they’ll be back to backsliding, missing milestones, awful behavior.

fast forward twenty yrs and ruby pike comes along. she’s biting and screaming and tearing at her clothes and hair. she’s running into walls, throwing pillows, slamming her hands and feet on anything that will make noise. and shane can hardly look at her bc he’s reminded of how ashamed his parents were of him, ashamed to see himself from the outside. but he loves this kid. he loves her and he wants what’s best for her. so he makes it his business to take her out on the ice. she’s not a great shot but on a whim he sticks her in the net and uhhh. well. shane knows a bit about the pwhl but damn it looks like he’s about to learn a lot more.

[peppermintquartz]

[mymoonandmyshane]

can we stop pretending that yuna hollander doesnt swear or like swearing. one of the first things she says about ilya is “fuck him. fuck him right up the butt.”

[allstarrocks]

spot the difference

[mina-logan]

Oh the confusion of being lovingly kissed on the shoulder by your situationship from hell

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