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bucketofcrows

daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

#dropout #truly one of the more chaotic game changer episodes #i would have gone insane

redd-version

#pokemon

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

For anyone still confused I made this handy chart after smoking a bowl

#he's fine actually #dungeon meshi #i do need to watch more of this

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Arden Cho as June in Avatar: The Last Airbender — 1.05 "Spirited Away" — 1.06 "Masks"

#ma'am..........#atla la

bendgineer

#see the problem is. it would've actually been very funny if they HAD said something-chicken #instead of borking the lore (again)#atla la

animusbell

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

that1nkyone

#truly one of THE funniest bits #the way izzy says and enunciates cunt is now the only way i can say it #also love how she instantly disappears behind the podium after one line from lou #she knows what he's capable of and she knows fear #dropout

puppygirl-hornyposting2

no no no

#hey what the fuck

andhumanslovedstories

The most frustrating thing that nursing has given me is a mental list of patient names I’ve encountered that whip so much ass, and I can’t share them even a little bit

andhumanslovedstories

Me standing before the Board of Nursing, about to lose my license: I think we can ALL agree that it’s okay to violate HIPAA a little bit if the patient’s name is a really funny pun

#less of a problem now as due to the nature of my work many of the patients are older and have more 'normal' names #(though there's still some real good ones!)#but i used to see a couple thousand names a day a large portion of which were college-age #some of them were so good!#and it is a fucking CRIME that i cannot tell anyone about my favorite person to ever exist #because it is a name and birthdate combo so perfect that it HAD to be a chosen name #especially considering‚ again‚ the college-agedness of the person in question #i cannot share this information and it makes me want to cry

reaumantic

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

#currently experiencing a resurgence of the P5(R) hyperfixation #(perhaps i shall manage to finish R this time)#despite the fact that there is a BOOK that i would like to READ

theywontletmebeprincipal

does anyone have that video where toby fox is giving a speech in japanese about video games n when he says the “project” part of “touhou project” he briefly drops into the strongest american accent I’ve ever heard n then immediately switches back to perfect japanese pronunciation. been thinking about it all day