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- 21 - Aroace lesbian

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[doom-dreaming]

if mikaela banes has no fans, i'm dead

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[sindirimba]

what was your childhood book series

wayside school

bunnicula

scary stories to tell in the dark

choose your own adventure

the baby-sitter's club

goosebumps

ramona

american girl

calvin & hobbes

the eyewitness books

improbably something else not contained by this list

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

this list is very relatable and applicable to everyone of all ages and locales and interests

[ozempicofficial]

[jkcki]

World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

[ryan-sometimes]

Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

[ryan-sometimes]

I could never see a famous woman be mean to a paparazzi and think she’s in the wrong. I was on Chappell’s side even when I thought she yelled at the paparazzi without any reason. People want a pop diva until she acts like a pop diva

[ryan-sometimes]

People criticize famous women being dicks to paparazzi as if they don’t remember Princess Diana, Britney Spears, or Amy Winehouse. Paparazzi see famous women as objects that they can chew up and spit back out. As far as I’m concerned, Chappell can yell at them all she wants.

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

[thememedaddy]

[rae-napier64]

Cops: he was quiet, kept to himself, no one would’ve suspected him

16 year old girl who lived 4 doors down the road: he was creepy as shit, my dog hated him, my little brother cried when he walked past the house and when I was 14 he sniffed me as I walked past him, we all knew he was a freak but we had no set proof so the cops didn’t do shit

[theconcealedweapon]

[animentality]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

[akiizayoi4869]

Someone finally said it

[animentality]

[oobbbear]

This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

[jame7t]

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

[whisperingsoup]

Joe, you have one of the most formidable special ops and wet work agencies the world has ever seen at your disposal, and now the backing of the supreme Court. "He had a heart attack. He's 78." That's plausible. No one would fault you Joe. You could be a hero to millions.

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump