uh oh

sandra•25•she/her•queer

[unstablenoodle]

Eragon’s first POV chapter: I need to get food for my family so we don’t starve this winter

Roran’s first POV chapter: my home and my family and my inheritance have been destroyed

Saphira’s first POV chapter:

[dogpuppy]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[alfiisalvatore]

my whole life is filled with lessons of detachment and individuality while being the most emotional obsessive person I know

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point,

seal point, seal point, seal point, seal point, seal point

[kosmogrl]

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

[barstoolblues]

"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE

[bintro]

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

[etchif]

The amount of red on the belly of a red-bellied woodpecker is nothing short of lacking if not laughable

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[tachankasoupcannon]

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

[transcyberism]

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

[tachankasoupcannon]

Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:

-\_(“✓)_/-

[transcyberism]

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

[turnipwizard-deactivated2024030]

i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[captainjonnitkessler]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

[captainjonnitkessler]

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

[teathattast]

And brother he is in a Place

[anxietyproblem]