[no-chill-at-all]

[restingbaeface]

i feel this in my soul

[pancakeke]

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

[pancakeke]

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

[noahnomore]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[beautifully-said]

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[whitepeopletwitter]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

[personinlovewiththeimpossible]

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again

[just-shower-thoughts]

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

[totallyjazzed]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

Fucking synesthesia or what?

[x7x7x7x7x7]

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

[happifying-things]

[draws-memes]

When you get a new accessory and it looks really good

[catchymemes]

[mschaos]

you have no idea