itsmi hi

i like books ✭ and baking ✭ i draw sometimes

[girlmostlikely]

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

[the-haiku-bot]

not my tweet but I

thought it would be a good psa

for artists here too

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ai-slop-weather-report]

Weather report for March 13th, 2026.

[splorfstuffss]

have to share this golden interaction i had on youraislopbores.me yesterday

if this was you, i need you to know i audibly cackled

[disruptivevoib]

two kinds of people exist in this world.

[allfortheslay25]

New Neil Josten playlist

Took me a cool minute to finish it (I needed it to be 10 exact hours or else I’d die)

[logeeka23]

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[liquidstar]

People will tag fucking anything related to Greece as mythology. They'll literally see pictures of pillars and be like "#Greek Mythology" malaka I promise the pillars are from real life

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[yousaytomato]

do you still laptop in bed?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 18

[schnuspi]

At my work there is a well bred very high potential horse named Kevin that was about to start entering high level competitions when in the pasture another horse attacked, kicked and injured him so severely and permanently so that Kevin had to be retired prematurely.

Alternative universe Kevin Day is a Horse.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )