Anxious lump

Kelsey. 36. bisexual. Fandoms and interests are many and varied. she/her

[catasters]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[gaycunt420]

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[fefairys]

[twocubes]

what if you combined a pressure cooker and a deep fryer and made a pressure fryer, the most dangerous kitchen implement in history

[baedlyweathered]

does this imply you want to heat cooking oil to past its boiling point at one atmosphere

[iatrophilosophos]

Its real and its called a broaster.

[garaged0g]

*grabs america by the shoulders* we have got to lock the fuck in. south asia and the middle east are running goddamn circles around us. we have got to come up with a more dangerous way of cooking food now or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[importantcatpics]

[pinfineder]

@kittybroker how much for this still in box cat

[kittybroker]

All safely packaged up for delivery, this fine kitty now coming to shelves for only $16.98!

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Opinions on the John Green bullying thing make an excellent arsehole test. Every time I've seen someone try to justify it or laugh it off or claim it wasn't a big deal or say he deserved it I've thought "huh I bet that person's an arsehole" and when I check their blog I've been proven right every single time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"It was just a joke": arsehole

"It was funny tho and anyway he's a white man so who cares" (actual real claim I've heard multiple times): arsehole, and almost always a radfem

"He's evil actually because of [random incorrect rumour]/he's creepy/etc. so it's okay": arsehole

"He should've expected to be horribly bullied and had his family threatened because that was just The Culture": arsehole (do you defend toxic gamers sending racial harassment and rape threats too, or is only Tumblr toxic 'culture' sacred?)

"He was a professional author, so when you think about it, harassing him off the internet is just Tumblr's immune system, it's essentially adblock": what the fuck is wrong with you