(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score
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if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
wallacepolsom
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Peter Solarz

pixel skylines

Kiana Khansmith

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Not today Justin

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blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle

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trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
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(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours
Feel good inc is the craziest thing that can happen to a fourteen year old
Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)
Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship
have you met a printer
Ska animal
Love this tag
Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants
Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…
commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned