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kingjaffejoffer

The company's enormous vats of iced tea are cheaper than pure water. What kind of sorcery is this?

Despite being a bladder-shattering 23.5 ounces, cans of AriZona iced tea have never wavered from the 99-cent price point introduced shortly after the drink debuted in 1992. It’s even printed on the label as a way of warding off sugar-water price gouging by retailers.

The fact that AriZona has been able to resist inflation for nearly a quarter-century is impressive. The fact that the cans usually wind up being cheaper than smaller soft drinks is also impressive, until you begin to realize how strange it is that a vat of iced tea and its accompanying ingredients somehow manages to be less expensive than plain water.

In a recent interview with Thrillist, AriZona chief marketing officer and co-owner Spencer Vultaggio shed some light on this convenience store mystery.

Unlike water titans Coke (which distributes Dasani), Evian, or Fiji, AriZona has virtually no advertising dollars invested in their teas. “We feel like it’s more important to spend money on something that our customer really cares about, instead of buying billboards or putting our cans in the hands of some celebrity for a few minutes,” Vultaggio said.

Even with a frugal approach to ads, AriZona still has to deal with rising production costs. To help resist increasing prices to compensate, the company has pursued alternative manufacturing methods, using 40 percent less aluminum in cans and having enough factories dotting the country to make transportation more efficient. Bottled water, in contrast, is sometimes sourced from abroad, making for exorbitant shipping costs.

In the end, it’s not the iced tea that’s more economical than the water; it’s that the container it comes in is simply cheaper to produce and transport. And while AriZona isn’t above charging a premium for fancier drinks—like a tea brewed with oak chips that sells for twice the price—their branding depends heavily on those familiar rows of 99-cent cans and the loyal consumers who keep reaching for them.

linguisticparadox

Interesting!

robertnaytor-deactivated2018121

I’m glad to know there wasn’t something sinister involved, because I love this stuff and I drink it all the time.

curiouslyhigh

A company that changes its conduct to roll with the times rather than compromise its product is a good company.

#arizona green iced tea with ginseng and honey just 99 cents a can

tinybed

please, keep this powerful totem of perfect protection with you at all times

stumblonmytumbl

Hey @support can you tell me why one of my videos I uploaded two years ago isnt working anymore? It’s very important to me and I cant find the file anywhere else

stumblonmytumbl

I’ve determined that it’s actually impossible for me to get the footage any way other than to get it off the upload I made to this site. I can’t stress enough that it is -very- important that it not be gone forever.

Hey @support can you tell me why one of my videos I uploaded two years ago isnt working anymore? It’s very important to me and I cant find the file anywhere else

tastefullyoffensive

“Bring me 10 catnips…” (via rieuIe)

notananime

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

#is this real

urinfntycrsh

if you donate to ACLU, tweet your receipt to Sia and she will match it up to 100k.

if you donate to CAIR, tweet your receipt to grimes and she will match it up to 10k

please add on other people/celebrities/whoever that are doing this so everyone can make the most of their donations!

violetsandshrikes2

Hank Green is donating $5 for every handwritten sign/message of support written to muslims/immigrants/refugees to the ACLU, so make sure to tweet those at him.

Chris Sacca is matching up to 75k if you tweet your receipt of donation to the ACLU at him.

sadoeconomist

Callout post for people who use the word ‘thot’

Folks, I need to warn you

I’ve been seeing a sudden surge of use of the word ‘thot’ and I’m concerned

We’ve recently seen at least one ancient Egyptian deity resurrected through meme magic

Thoth is a significantly more powerful member of the pantheon than Kek and the consequences of summoning him may be even more drastic than the rebirth of Kek (Brexit, Trump winning the election, a series of celebrity deaths)

The phrase ‘return the bones thot’ radiates an obvious mystical power and it may herald that Thoth will come to preside over 2017 as Kek has presided over 2016 - the bones possibly refer to the millions of mummified ibises buried in his honor at his main temple in Khmun, by reblogging that post you may be unknowingly beseeching this ancient and powerful being to repay the thousands of years of sacrifices humanity once offered him - what form that might take, we can only speculate

Although it’s possible that Thoth has been with us for a while - his name in Greek letters is Θώθ, which is clearly referenced in the ‘OwO what’s this?’ meme

As the inventor of both magic and science and keeper of all wisdom, Thoth assuredly does know what ‘this’ is, but I’m not sure we want to find out

I’m also concerned that Thoth’s wife Ma’at may be connected to the frequent seemingly compulsive and superfluous use of the word ‘mate’ or ‘m8′ in memes

Please be careful with your memes, they may hold hidden arcane power

argumate

haha good one

*googles Θώθ*

oh bloody hell

disexplications

Unlike Kek, a god of primordial darkness, Thoth is associated with balance, mediation, and arbitration. The return of Thoth may be exactly what we need in these troubled times

rumbutt

reblog to summon Thoth to save 2017

halvalart

au where gérard lacroix becomes widowmaker

dykeanthropy

new dva ult line

macleod

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS NEW YEARS!

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

thingsfittingperfectly

Signal boost!

ask-dr-knockout

As an Uber driver I am sharing this for my friends on here. Stay safe this holiday season!

yikesmo-deactivated20201130

Wheres his dance emote, Blizzard??? Give him one asap. He has a dream.

prokopetz

I just love the trajectory we’re seeing here:

1. AAA game developers attempt to remain relevant to an aging core demographic by producing an entire generation of games about sad dads protecting their kids; owing to the gaming industry’s collective discomfort with male-male emotional intimacy, nearly all of these kids are girls.

2. Though initially intended as motivational plot devices, these girls prove to be far more popular with the gaming public than their dads, generating more discussion, fan-work, and media focus by several orders of magnitude - in spite of the fact that they’re scarcely playable.

3. In response to popular demand, the girls become the protagonists of their franchises’ respective sequels, thus creating a generation of female-led AAA titles by sheer accident.