I Guess I'm Still Here

30s | He/They(?) | Idk, I just exist

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[beardunnofficial]

Finally speaking my truth

[twitterlols]

[everythingfox]

blahblahblah

(via)

[makemelaughblog]

[mysharona1987]

[that-twink-over-there]

[anordinaryseal]

Repost this seal and wish will come true.

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[gifsboom]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[ottermatopoeia]

🌠sprimps🌠

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[roaminromans]

[raptorific]

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

[potatoochann]

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

[raptorific]

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

[blueboy1299]

[wehaveallgotknives]

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Is it a sin to blast rope to waluigi hentai? Waluigi is nobody’s wife, so far as I know, and the “masturbation is a sin” thing is a misconception. Maybe this is fine in the eyes of the Lord and Jesus didn’t see it.

[thelouisfanclub]

It’s also Catholic canon that masturbation is in fact a sin (sorry hun)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So it’s the Pope’s fault that Jesus had to watch a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai?

[winelover1989]

Wait…christians can’t masturbate??? But what would a religious christian do if they got horny?

[wordcubed]

How to Blast Rope in a God-Honoring Way

[ms-demeanor]

Okay you start by finding some Waluigi hentai -

[cipheramnesia]

Right right and then?

[stefkaryan]

Catholics can’t masturbate except within partnered sexual activity. Solo masturbation is considered an act of lust and a lack of self-control, often with a side of objectification. Within the marriage bed, however, it can be helpful. If one masturbates as part of intercourse, or if partners do so for one another, it can improve the experience for both. It then becomes healthy and good.

[cipheramnesia]

So if I were to marry Waluigi, I could hypothetically play ride em cowboy with myself til I roped and hog tied his whole face, but in a Catholic and god honoring way.

[pyomorphic]

even a libertarian is right twice a day

[dzamie]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[ardnale]

@solebrothernumerodos

[welovegamingz]

Most Emotional Scene in Video Game History

[memeclassheroes]

[thenatsdorf]

Feeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeee!

[mo-gets-a-blog]

that’s the yelling table

[ms-cellanies]

IMPATIENTLY WAITING…………………………..

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

She screm

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

This is my cat every day at 5:01pm