I cooka da Brisket

Marina // 26 // transfem // Lesbinims // She/They //Aquarius// My header is extremely important to my identity and personal culture I promise

[simplefanatic]

Daurghtr

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[danmachi]

[ivyandbranch]

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[zombie-apocalypse-training]

Just a reminder:

Libraries have evolved. See what services yours has.

Mine has 3D printers, cricut machines, laser cutter, recording studio, sewing machines, embroidery machines. Yours might not have all of that, but it doesn't hurt to look what they have on their website. Plus ebooks.

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[keijakku]

heroin

[lilyblisslys]

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

[lilyblisslys]

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

[lilyblisslys]

this is the pizza we ate twogirl style btw

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[happyroadkillart]

[anjdraws]

undyne smart weed

[ruinedchildhood]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[puppygirllaika]

every callout post about a transfem reads like "she sexually harassed and practically assaulted someone while in a position of absolute power over them, abusing her authority while they were trapped and helpless against her machinations" and then you look into it and it's like "she hit on the barista at the coffee shop i go to and it was awkward and a little uncomfortable" and like... yeah, maybe she shouldn't have done that, but you are blowing this wildly out of proportion, and i don't think she should lose her community and support network and housing and income over that. and then if you voice that opinion people send you asks like "why do you think trans women should be allowed to get away with rape?"

[ezioauditore-s]

you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING???

[getdownonfryeday]

Some (I think) helpful Italian for fic writers

Hey folks, here are some commonly used phrases in italian that i see in fics that arent properly translated sometimes and as someone who speaks decent italian, lives in rome + assassin's creed fan I'd like to give some italian that might be helpful for fic writing (based on convos i have daily):

(note, contemporary italian, i know almost nothing abt 15th century florentine italian)

my love -amore mio

che cazzo - what the fuck

che cazzo vuoi - what the fuck do you want

mamma mia - yes this is actually used often and unironically, a similar expression to saying "jeez"

ma - but (ex. "Sure we could have dinner tonight, ma...")

vaffanculo - fuck you

mannaggia - damn

porca troia - lit. "Fucking bitch" but can also be used to cuss like saying "fucking hell"

di nulla - "it's nothing" (other possible response to "grazie")

in bocca al lupo - old way of saying "good luck," the literal translation is "get it in the wolf of the mouth." the response is "crepi," meaning something akin to "i'll kill it!"

and yeah dw, translations online can be confusing sometimes so i get it TT hopefully this small compilation helps somehow :") happy writing!

edit: more vocab in the reblogs and someone also put their own additions in the replies!

[t00thpasteface]

doodle to celebrate another slam dunk on a calculus exam before jumping headfirst back into commissions