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Lottie. English. Too old for Tumblr. Someday I'll appreciate in value.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This is like a cards against humanity

[suiteheartt]

Are you protestant or?

Roman Catholic upbringing but not like hardcore religious

[pissvortex]

[suiteheartt]

My friends have started posting pictures of their kids graduations. Photos of their kids beaming smiles in a cap and gown. Lovely.

Except these kids are finishing playschool.

Seriously? Like, really?

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

[phoebe-does]

sometimes love is just doing things without having to be asked, making a cup of tea for someone as they’re working, packing an extra lunch because you know they’re rushed for time. Love doesn’t have to be expressed in grand gestures, to me, the little gestures of love matter more.

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[lordmogatron]

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

[viostormcaller]

Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise

[silver-tongues-blog]

theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom

[ayeforscotland]

[allgood-outhere-deactivated2025]

PLEASE

[suiteheartt]

I’m not Scottish, but also me

[wilwheaton]

Say it louder.

[hobbithouses]

[modernizor]

Collection of artwork that was used for the end-titles sequence of the Gerry Anderson hit show ‘Captain Scarlet’, which first aired in Britain in September 1967.The paintings were created by the celebrated artist Ron Embleton and depicted Captain Scarlet in all sorts of dire/deadly situations

[powerburial]

wow this guys just a huge dumbass

[anxietyproblem]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

[paper-mario-wiki]

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

[gbasprite]

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

[snowgolems-r-fun]

[osointricate]

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

[michaelceratops]

“whats a movie”

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

[sweetsteeths]

I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!

[gobblechopstv]

[klubbhead]

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

[robotmoxie-blog]

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

[ex-bookjunky]

YES