Random Bullshit Go!

I write random stuff and hope you enjoy!

[itmeansalot]

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[howlingday]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[summion7]

WAS THAT THE LUGHT OF 87?!

[moistmailman]

Jaune: So I decided to pick up rock climbing. Been training a lot for it.

Yang: Why rock climbing?

Jaune: To please Pyrrha.

Yang: How would that please Pyrrha?

Jaune:…….

Yang:….H-how would that please, Pyrrha?

[summion7]

Jaune: it’s a full body work out. Along with that, she said, it gives me “manlier”hands.

[spahhzy]

Jaune: CURSE YOU CINDER!

Jaune: I HEARBY VOW... YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

Jaune: BEHOLD, A TRUE GRIMM WARRIOR *lifts up wolf faunus Ruby* AND I, JAUNE!

Jaune: YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH!

Jaune: MAIDEN YOU MAY BE, FOUL DEMON...

Jaune: ...BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

Jaune: WITH MY POINTY CROCEA MORS!!

Jaune: WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

Jaune: GRAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!

-

Weiss: He's been shouting at the sea for a whole hour now...

Yang: Yeah, but look at Ruby. .

Wolf Faunus Ruby, tail wagging fast as she is just happy to be around Jaune again.

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: I'm helping Ruby with her weapons maintenance today.

Yang: Are you sure you want to do that? Ruby can be pretty different when her babies are involved.

Jaune: I'm sure it'll be fine.

*Later*

Ruby: Where the fuck did that fucking part- Oh, there it is.

[summion7]

Omake:

Ruby:WHERES IS THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD?!

Jaune: maybe it’s in the computer r-

Ruby grabbing Jaune by his neck: NO!

[juanarc-thethird]

My Stories (so far)

My stories are already accumulating a lot of space so I divide them into 4 parts.

My Stories 1 of 5 (UPDATED)

An Opportunity Has Arrive (!!) / They Kidnapped Jaune! / Jaune At The Carnival / The Things You Make Me Feel / Crazy Love / The Queen of the Grim can't be this cute (Jaune x Salem) / Milf's / Send Nudes /

My Stories 2 of 5 (UPDATED)

Jaune OF / My Nyaster / Pyrrha Is Getting Bold / Living with My Pervert Wife / What can I get You? (!!)/ The Arc Family (!!)/ She Didn't See That Coming / The Sex Games! / Handholding stuff / That "Shadow" Stuff /

My Stories 3 of 5 (UPDATED)

A Jaune of All Trades / Juan Arcos, Detective Privado (Private Detective) / InFamous X RWBY / We Are Married Now! / How To Get Your Man (!!)/ Jaune Is Not Allow To Drink Alcohol / Send Nudes (Alternative Universe) / AAA (Arc Ass Anonymous) / Captain Arc and the Schnee Treasure (name in progres) / I'm Dating Your Sisters / Help, I'm Stuck! (Name in progress) /

My Stories 4 of 5 (UPDATED)

I Accept Your Proposal! / Jaune meets.... (Alternative universe) Name in progress / The New Guy / FMK Game / Please Give Us Money! / Meeting the mother-in-law / The Year of the Rabbit 🐇 (!!)/ The Lucky One / How do I look? / Valentine's Day / Love Confession (!!)/ My Favorite Things (!!)/ Nora's Motivation of the day / Don't leave your MILFs unattended(!!)

My Stories 5 of 5 (New added) (UPDATED)

Birthday Spankings (!!)/ The Crown is Never Wrong / I send my nudes to whom?! / Innocence not found / Dr. Arc / Are you winning, ___? / Blowing the Birthday "Candle" / THICC NOTE (!!)

My Stories #6 (New added)

Know Your Audience (!!)/ What is wrong with you?! (!!)/ Jaune is a Slut for money (!!)/ We're just going to cuddle, I promise (!!)/ Blake is Thirsty (!!)/ Just listen to my voice~ (!!)/ The great baby fever (!!)/ After the Ever After (!!)/ Nora the Mad Scientist (!!)/ I know all your Secrets! (!!)/ Be My House Husband (!!)/ You called? (Name in progress) (!!)/ Never leave those two alone (!!)

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: What do you feel like having for dinner tonight?

Blake: Seafood.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Right. *Checks scroll*

Jaune: Our regular place is closed... but there's a Long John Silver-

Blake: DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Blake: THEY SERVE NO SEAFOOD, ONLY FRIED FOOD POISONING!

[summion7]

Jaune:… well ok well there is also a captain D’s-.

Yang bursting through the door: CAPTAIN DEEZ NUTS HAA GOTTEM.

Blake and Jaune look at their broken door and back to yang:… your paying for that.

[summion7]

Pyrrha: ok I need to scoot past you to save Jaune from the big fish grim would you move please?

‪King of fish fanus: sure!

‪King of fish fanus: Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬.

Pyrrha:HOLY MONTY HOW THE FUCK DID IT TAKE YOU 30 MINUTES TO MOVE 10 FEET!!!!

[brokentrafficknight]

[summion7]

Listen

The dragon of dojima would totally be a rwby fan.

[summion7]

Hey everyone if you can please go donate to this cause

Tiltify

Let’s get some kids some toys.

[summion7]

In the final fight against Salem in vacuo that happened to be televised to the rest of the world

Jaune: buy me some time I have an idea.

Ruby: most I can do is buy one minute.

Jaune: it will have to do!

Jaune ripping his shirt off and raising his hands: THIRSTY MILFS OF THE WORLD LEND ME YOUR ENERGY.

Salem + rwbynroe+ cinder:????

Suddenly a huge ball of energy hard to form aboveJaune.

Jaune: WHOA ITS HERE! TAKE THIS!

Proceeds to eradicate both Salem, and cinder from the face of remnant.

Weiss:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Nora: that was the energy of all milfs in the world.

Jaune: let’s call it the milf bomb.

Ruby: so what now?

Jaune: pizza?

Everyone: yeah, sure I can go for a pizza now.

That’s it that’s the post

[rocknroll7575]

Sweeping the Kitchen

Emerald: Didn't I tell you to sweep the kitchen?

Nora: I thought you said the boys would do it?

*Jaune, Ren, and Oscar busting through the kitchen windows in SWAT gear*

Jaune: EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: Someone uploaded some naked photos of me on the internet!!

Weiss: How disgusting!! Where did they upload them?

[summion7]

Jaune:twitter.com

(Also made me think of this)

[summion7]

Jaune: Pyrrha I’d love to date you but there is something you need to do for.

Pyrrha:and that is?

Jaune: YOU MUST DEFEAT MY SEVEN OVER PROTECTIVE SISTERS!

[madmanwonder]

Your month = your video game waifu, who'd you get?

[tokufan400]

@delugedecade @submissiveking99 @howlingday

[howlingday]

Honestly, didn't think much of her at first...

Until her rampage in Shadow. Still get chills thinking about it. Beautiful, intelligent, and terrifying as a one-woman army all sum up to a perfect woman.

@misterlazer @superiorsturgeon @templeofdepravity @rwac96 @caspianjupiter

[rwac96]

Sweet Mama 😍

@lordofwought @gorillageek27 @noneatnonedotcom @depraved-manor @arc-misadventures

[gorillageek27]

@true-king-of-monsters @smh0217 @sinqrowithascythe @darksaiyangoku @dragonotaku-justineverything

[summion7]

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: *still disappointed six hours after visiting the aquarium*

Weiss: What did you think a tiger shark was?

[summion7]

Jaune holding a picture:Like this

[marcheausupplice]

Jaune: Is something burning?

Winter, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Jaune: Winter , the toaster is literally on fire.

Winter: Oh gods! Quick, grab that-

Jaune, already grabbed the CO2 Fire Extinguisher and already put the fire out: How can’t you smell the smoke?!

[summion7]

Winter: I HAD COVID LEAVE ME ALONE!

[marcheausupplice]

Jaune: HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN GOT COVID?! IT’S A FICTIONAL VIRUS!!!

(For the record, i got Covid 1 time and it was hell)

[summion7]

winter:THE GENERAL WANTED TO SEE IF HE CAN MAKE A VARIANT THAT CAN AFFECT GIRM AS A WEAPON AGAINST SALEM! BUT HE ALSO JUST MADE US GET COVID AS WELL!

Jaune: OKAY I GET IT! WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?

Winter: I DONT KNOW!

[howlingday]

Jaune: You know what? Fine! Have her! WE'RE DONE!

Ruby: We're not done! MOMMY ISN'T DONE SPEAKING TO YOU!

Yang: (Wheezes)

Ruby: YOU WILL COME BACK HERE! MOMMY DEMANDS YOU TO COME BACK!

Blake: Dude...

Jaune: Y... You sai-

Ruby: COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE MOMMY IS GONNA GET REALLY UPSET!

Weiss: This can't be real.

Jaune: Y-You're so scary! You promised me you wouldn't yell!

Ruby: (Sighs) I'm sorry! I don't mean to do that, Pookie Bear. But it's just...

Ren: Oh god...

Ruby: Sometimes you make Mommy so angry, that...

Jaune: I'm sorry! You just scare me sometimes...

Nora: Is it wrong that I find this hot?

Pyrrha: I was going to ask you the same thing.

[summion7]

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