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IS MCR DOING SHIT TOO OR IS THIS FANMADE?

ateez and mcr behind the scenes like let's fuck our fandom up bc we know atiny and mcrmy are the gods of lore and they'll lose their shit

atiny/mcrmy we should check the geneva conventions bc wtf

#yeah no that makes sense #as an elder emo to kpoppie #yeah

fdelopera

Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai, we're really in it now.

fdelopera

#I need his laser eyes #i promise i will do good with them

@goatfactsofficial , you deserve a turn with the OG Jewish Space Laser, as a treat

goatfactsofficial

Finally, an opportunity to break out Ol' Reliable.

#lag baomer #scheduling a year in advance

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

cheaphalloweencostume

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

durbikins

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never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE

thewalrusfrompingu

What’s Ed Balls day?

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Omg, okay explanation time.

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

lavender-and-red

IT’S HERE

flapjacques

vaspider

Ed Balls

A proud tradition continues…

werewolf-transgenderism

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

werewolf-transgenderism

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

werewolf-transgenderism

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

werewolf-transgenderism

happy world frog day, 50 frogs to go until we hit 8,000 species described!!

patheticwheeler

@markscherz

markscherz

There is a small but real chance I will get to Do The Thing. Watch this space.

the-haiku-bot

There is a small but

real chance I will get to Do

The Thing. Watch this space.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

wanderingmadscientist

intern-seraph

happy flattest flat fuck friday of the year to all who celebrate

intern-seraph

IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE FLATTEST FLAT FUCK FRIDAY OF THE YEAR! CHAG SAMEACH!

intern-seraph

Happy time of year when this post gets a hundred more notes (chag pesach sameach!)

infectiouspiss

I can see you 😰

infectiouspiss

forgot what day it was

infectiouspiss

happy trans day of visibility i received this ask while at a bdsm party and was TERRIFIED that one of the other attendees knew who i was

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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

m1dori-eyes

The Masc of Amontillado

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

dumbsoftboi

igavemylifetospace

No, don't you dare stop rambling. The more you talk, the more I learn about you. The more I learn about you, the larger my database on you grows.

lavenderprose

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

goodsongnever

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???