Oh Shit Whaddup

Savannah (she/her) 25, I’m on tumblr I’m obviously having like a crisis or something

[qvavzerr]

Im in love with this story

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[infectiouspiss]

man they really just dug up king richard iii in a fucking car park

[infectiouspiss]

everyone was like "nah he wasn't dsiabled thats tudor lies" and then they dug up his royal scoliosisness and were like ah. the tudors were right. mostly.

[infectiouspiss]

and right after horrible histories dropped a banger track about him with the sadly incorrect lyrics "never had a limp, always walked my full height, never had a hump, and my arm was alright" like no girl that's not true :(

[infectiouspiss]

i would have kept you alive forever babygirl

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[meatpulp]

you know those like really edgy traumacore edits or whatever. can i have one of those but its about eating a cheese when ur lactose intolerant

[meatpulp]

EXACTLY

[dragonboyteeth]

Your wish is my command

[chamomile-and-cotton]

Chamomile vs. Christmas

[is-the-rabbit-playing]

Is this rabbit playing? No, but nothing bad is going on.

This rabbit is annoyed at and trying to get rid of the Christmas-decoration. 

[yoshifawful64]

Single-handedly waging the War on Christmas

[bellcarved]

my dealer: i've got some straight gas. this strain is called "homestuck classpecting" you'll be zoinked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. what gourd

5 minutes later: y'all i swear i figured it out this time

my buddy, pacing (valid troll name): calliope is lying to us

[wayneradiotv]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[powerburial]

Dante and Vergil

[gaycop]

hang on i gotta look something up

[gaycop]

this is a long fuckin poem

[binibby]

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

[maliceious]

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[dogpuppy]

[angelicdewdrop]

[markovchaingang]

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

[technofeudalism]

protests in LA against unlawful deportations being called an insurrection after one single day of unrest. martial law is next. the playbook is not hard to read.

[technofeudalism]

National Guard to Put Down LA Protests

White House calls anti-ICE protests in Los Angeles an "insurrection"

[technofeudalism]

like clockwork baby. like clockwork.

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me