Honestly, it would have taken me longer than that.
Me, five or six years later, waking up at 2am: HOLY SHIT
Yep, I still regret not getting the number of a woman who was very clearly hitting on me at a club. That was 20 years ago.
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Honestly, it would have taken me longer than that.
Me, five or six years later, waking up at 2am: HOLY SHIT
Yep, I still regret not getting the number of a woman who was very clearly hitting on me at a club. That was 20 years ago.
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You know it’s a great puppet when you don’t even notice the two entire people under and behind its body moving its limbs until it’s halfway across the stage.
All I can think of is what must be going on with the puppeteers. Look at their faces. All three of them are LOCKED on this new body they are all sharing.
New drift compatibility type just dropped.
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
I need some positive things to happen more frequently
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Things Lois Lane does not envy Wonder Woman:
Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.
Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.
Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:
That goddamn lasso
Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana
Think of all the stories she could get with that thing goddammit
Thank you @azurestar for liking this post I reblogged 8 years ago. I am so glad to see it again. Can you imagine Lois with a lasso of truth?? The thought is so wonderful!
#I think there are some possible journalistic ethics violations but#I think Lois deserves them#as a treat Questbedhead you’re right and you should say it
“Clark, you can overhear everyone on the planet. I’m no longer wondering how you continue to scoop me. I’m now wondering how you don’t always scoop me.”
“It’s privacy and journalistic integrity, Lois. I can’t report things I overhear for the same reason I can’t borrow Diana’s lasso that magically forces people to tell the truth.”
“Her what.”
More luck! Bring it on!
i can’t believe i fell for it
This was actually pretty clever
This is some next generation bullshit fuck me
I want you all to know that i hate everyone
I love it
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Couldn’t hurt
Money money money *in Mr.Krabs voice*
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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
Steve why are you big
A classic
Lmao
Please don’t put your phone on speaker when in public. Use earbuds/headphones instead, or mute the sound. This is especially true in places where you are with random people who cannot easily leave the situation, like in a waiting area, public transport, a restaurant, etc.
While you might enjoy some music, videos, tv shows, a game or a conversation with a friend to relax, this is not necessarily true for the people around you. Imposing your taste in entertainment (however great it is) or your private conversations on others is not very considerate. Regardless of potential sensory issues or triggers, the people around you might just need their moment of calm to wind down.
This!!!! Also, when it comes to conversations it could make the other person very uncomfortable, especially if you didn't tell them they are on speaker. Not everyone wants their business out there for all the world to hear.
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Is it bad that I could totally see this conversation happening with the comic version of these two?
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Oh they look so pleased with themselves at the end. 😍
omg with him standing in profile it’s almost like he made a stick elephant, heheh.
WHY WAS THERE NO APPLAUSE?????
Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!
Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?
Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:
"ass."
I literally can’t stop thinking about this post