Harold, they are lesbians...

Sofia. 21. Lesbian. FABERRY ARMY

[humorstaff]

[detectivebyers]

alright gays tag yourself i’m a careless whisper lesbian

[bloodcritic]

I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

[bloodcritic]

2 days after this post I got invited by a lesbian couple I just met to stay the night & watch Moana with them & my friend who’s a gay dude & another gay I just met so this is the gaypost, reblog to bring gay friends to you

[chants-de-lune]

Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians 

[wlw]

all you post about is tiddies

we all live for something

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

[liamnotpayne]

has anybody ever considered thinking before they post bc I want to die

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

[carbink]

that was the devil

[dianapforlunch]

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

[organic-crystal-meth]

These are actual self published erotic books found on Amazon.

I’m freakin dying

[making-monsters-happy]

Tag yourself, I’m savaged by the sea creature

[monsters-withbenefits]

Taken by a billionaire dinosaur. I’m loosing it hahaha

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[invertedgender]

Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse

According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control from an intimate partner. Sadly, #MaybeSheDoesntHitYou is raising much-needed awareness for a widespread problem.

[faded-doll-hi]

This is disgusting. It really is. I hope that people gain awareness of this issue and their own situation and I really hope that we all find better.

[acruelgentleman-deactivated2018]

I appreciate the hell out of the women reblogging this. As a survivor of such emotional abuse, I know it’s vital for men to step forward and talk about their experiences. The old “man up” narrative needs to die. 

[accidental-muse]

^^^

[foxyshadow]

Absolutely right. Abuse is abuse, no matter the gender

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

rey: something inside me has always been there…but now it’s awake…and I need help

luke: oh, sweetie, ok hold on…..ok this is “dykes to watch out for” by Alison Bechdel

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

[coco-chip]

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

[curseworm]

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

[curseworm]

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

[obamasmomjeans]

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

[curseworm]

i dontt want you to say that