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the fact i can’t transform into a monstrous hell demon on command? tragic

Not to be pretentious about art but male photographers that have portfolios that are almost exclusively filled with naked skinny white women with big boobs aren’t artists they’re just perverts

awesomlyautistic

Not to be pretentious about art but female photographers that have portfolios that are almost exclusively filled with naked muscular men with big penises aren’t artists they’re just perverts.

There, now both sides of the coin are shown.

powerfulwizard

Could you provide an example my dear

powerfulwizard

dumbass-in-a-hoodie

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I feel like I need to write an article like “How to React When Your Friend Comes Out: A Guide For Really, Really Straight People” and it’s just eighty pages of me transcribing all the terrible experiences I’ve had coming out to straight people

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Chapter 1: Why “I Knew It” Is Nowhere Near As Funny As You Think It Is

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Chapter 2: Is Now The Time For An Abridged History Of You Being A Good Ally™? Signs Point To No

kuroscurro

let’s erase the idea that lgbt rep is invalid when said lgbt rep isn’t in a relationship!

straightmansummer

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

doctormemes

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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HOSPITALS. ARE. ALREADY. REQUIRED. UNDER. LAW. TO. PROVIDE. LIFE. SAVING. EMERGENCY. CARE. REGARDLESS. OF. ABILITY. TO. PAY. OR. EVEN. CITIZENSHIP.

Stop acting like Americans have no access to emergency healthcare unless we socialize medicine.

kyidyl

IF. YOU. GO. AND. CAN’T. PAY. YOU’RE. STILL. THOUSANDS. IN. DEBT. THIS. IS. NOT. ACCESS.

jamaicanblackcastoroil

This hospital in my city just threw out a homeless man

bankuei

The hospital which took me in after I collapsed from the fist sized tumor over my heart, released me after refusing to diagnose it as cancer, which would have forced them to give me some kind of treatment. The doctor at the county hospital which took me in looked at their tests and said, “this is CLEARLY cancer, why didn’t they diagnose it? We can’t let you leave.”

Hospitals find ways when they want to, to avoid helping people when they want to.

“Oh that’s illegal, you should sue” “ with what money and how will I get the time and energy when I’m busy recovering from chemo?”

People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.

landunderthewave

Absolutely this: “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

julianunes

“People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

danowensreid

let it sink in “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

rubysapphrald

pon-raul

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

pon-raul

why are rich people like this lmao

priceofliberty

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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eggorf

rich people have no idea what anything is worth

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Banksy who

lilmamabeyellin

whatever I go thru, I get thru. so even when I’m not good..I’m good

beggars-opera

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

adult-sasuke

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.