Just your average pterodactyl

Superwholocked fangirl from Kenya, East Africa. Living in good ol' Tejas. Always loving life, despite the bumpy ride. "We are all just stories in the end so make it a good one, eh?"

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[sonic-justice-real-for]

[swiftodactil]

I wish I could pin this to the top of my page…

[swiftodactil]

OH SHIT I FUCKING CAN!!! I CAN PIN IT!!!!!

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[gremlininho]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[loveridden1999]

[daggers-drawn]

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

[mrloveballad]

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

[dailysiuanraine]

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[powrbottomjoker]

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

[brawltogethernow]

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

[croakerverse-chronological]

[powrbottomjoker]

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

[foone]

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[anxeious]

[thememedaddy]

[fuckingsushi]

[swiftodactil]

Uranus FINALLY left Taurus after 7 years?? Divorce details finalized?! It's my 31st birthday tomorrow??! I'm ovulating!!!!?? AND THERE'S A FULL MOON??!