I Have A Cat Named Duck

[princessrhcenyra]

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Tim Burton & Mike Johnson

[dankmemeuniversity]

[validnoodle]

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

[jonasbro]

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

[dontshootmespence]

The fucking man right here. 👏

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bees are Bros

[d-voldo-deactivated20190607]

A lesson that we can’t afford not to be taught.

[hypnotic-flow]

let’s spread this again and again and again

[tshifty]

HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN BITCHES TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[publicschoolstories]

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

[m1uw]

now that is big dick energy

[hersheyhipster]

Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice*

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Wow… Lmao.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Some people threw white paint on it a few years back.

[knowledgeequalsblackpower]

They want to be a victim so bad.

[softjunebreeze]

Fun Fact: That’s a statue of the fist which Joe Louis used to knock out Max Schmeling, Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer in 1938. Schmeling won the 1st bout by knockout in round twelve, but Joe Louis came back in the follow-up match and laid him the fuck out in the 1st round.

[strixobscuro]

Fun Fact: Schmeling was hated by the Nazis for losing to a black man and for having a Jewish manager, and he hated them right back, stating in 1975 that he was glad he’d lost the fight because the thought of  the Nazis using him for propaganda purposes sickened him. He also personally saved the lives of two Jewish children and later became lifelong friends with Joe Louis.

So maybe don’t refer to him as “Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer”…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Thank you for this additional info!

Reblogging this for the added facts and so people know that Schmeling wasn’t a Nazi or Nazi collaborator and was in fact a good man

[d0cpr0fess0r]

Imagine hating Nazis so much that when you get beaten up your response is “Good, now they can’t use me as a role model.”

[spearmint-milkshake]

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

[artbyjuju]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead

[studymedblr]

“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”

— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication

[drpathetique]

*accurately describing