Brutality Of The Mind, With A Side Of Swiss

I'm Dale, Level 24 but clearly put all the skillpoints in the wrong and completely useless options, oh yeah and I'm British, Pan and use he/him. I post whatever takes my fancy really, if you have a question or want to talk, send me a message if you like, no pressure. (Pretty Much All Of These Aren't My Own Images), Some are NSFW etc.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

[ripe]

woofwoof on facebook

[somecutething]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This cat has received Magical Knowledge from the Wisdom Leaf

[samdirector24]

Leaf hat leaf hat leaf hat

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE BEST HAT :D

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

my favorite thing about spider gwen is telling people what spider gwen is. like literally every time its like

me: ok so imagine gwen stacy didnt die and she got bitten by the spider instead of peter parker

them: yeah ok

me: she’s in a punk band with mary jane and she chills venom out with their music also daredevil is evil in this one

them: wtf that owns

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

everything about spider gwen is just objectively tight as hell

[goblin-gal-pal]

Those pink flats really tie the whole aesthetic together

[cloudfreed]

GWENOM

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Also Mary Jane is an awesome lesbian in this universe <3

[rougey]

Mary Jane has a thing for spider people no matter which universe

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is also why @hellyeahteensuperheroes  Marvel needs to stop trying to cross Spider-Gwen over into the 616 universe and have her have adventures in her own universe…because her own universe is funky and different and she has her own supporting cast and rogues <3

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

cats: *big sleep*

cats: *wake up, lil bath, lil food*

cats: oh man … i’m so sleepy *big sleep part 5*

[thesundanceghost]

what was remarkable about matilda was that it was her actual family that treated her like shit, not an orphanage or a step-parent or that she was adopted or anything like that.  there was no reveal like miss honey is like “im your real mother” it was all about found family because her family was bullshit and that was just the way it was.  it is so rare to see a biological family portrayed as people who don’t get their kids and don’t treat them right in kids media

[nyctosaurid]

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

[nyctosaurid]

hey i’m loosing my  mind over this lad

[the-merriest-old-man]

This is the greatest video thumbnail I think I’ve ever seen

[vantekay]

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

[rekdreams247]

My mom does this and my dad always watches her. She thinks he’s not paying attention, but last year he remembered the ones she liked and used that knowledge to get her a custom scented candle for their anniversary. He had it named “Target Sniffs”.

[vantekay]

this is the cutest addition to this post I could have ever asked for

[bendingspoon-deactivated2014041]

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[powerfulwizard]

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

[powerfulwizard]

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

[powerfulwizard]

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[edweeirdo]

Some of these are fucking wild.

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[prokopetz]

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

[mathweasels]

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

[prokopetz]

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons

[blogywicthtime676]

[cockhunt]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

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