what if we all explode
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what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.
i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision
elaboration
if I may:
When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
Iâm gonna propose âI guess you havenât read the silmarillion then :/â as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itâs not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
you are either genuinely illiterate or purposely grifting. tma and tme is not "the new binary" and you would know that if you didn't waste everyone's time peddling lies. tme includes cis men and women and tma includes transfems and nonbinary people alongside trans women. again how is this "reinventing the binary" when cis men and women do not exist in the same categories in the sexgender binary? As for your point about how someone can be mistaken for being a trans woman but still be tme look at the cis women who get transvestigated. end of the day they can go "I am not a trans woman" and more people will recognize the violence against them as illegitimate than would keep going. tma ppl are not afforded this on account of not being able to say "Actually I'm not a trans woman/transfem/nonbinary" it's actually so incredibly intuitive the only way you could be confused if you are deliberately trying to muddy the water and discredit transfeminism. stop this grifter bullshit and stop grooming transmascs into gamergaters.
Two groups that are diametrically opposite. As in one that is affected (1), and one that is exempt (2)
Count those up Anon! 1, 2, that's two! Yaaay!!!
Two groups!
TMA/TME is therefore a binary.
Not gonna bother with the rest of your stupid as fuck ask as it hinges on it *not* being a binary when it clearly is.
Also, calling a trans woman a groomer isn't as progressive as you think, Anon.
"Cis women can just say they're not trans women and people will stop thinking they're trans, making them TME"
11 years and still going STRONG.
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
Iâm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctorâs like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went âthat sounds like crohnâsâ after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I canât go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you werenât a fucking coward
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Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, âyou could if you werenât a fucking coward.â /end]
I canât believe Iâm actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,
I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash
Iâve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time Iâve seen this video. So thank you for your service.
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
Theyâre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I donât think life begins at contraception but Iâd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatâs the wrong word wait no stopïżŒ
people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.
âYou canât fix himâ I donât wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! Iâm a pervert not a psychologist!
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaskiâ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
i am once again thinking about the fact that they used so much fake blood on hannibal that mold started growing on the bottom of the sets. like that means something right
something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc
âTemporary stitchesâ all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and arenât a coward
Every time