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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
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@theartofmadeline
if i look back, i am lost
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macklin celebrini has autism
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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Xuebing Du
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@swordandscytheandpen
GO ANTI-POPE GO!!!!
He's made it up to the popemobile! He's pounding on the glass with his photonegative hands! Francis is in a corner and he's feelin' the heat! We're finally lookin' at an incipient pope-anti-pope negation event, people!
And a last-second clutch polearm decapitation by a surviving member of the Pontifical Swiss Guard detachment brings this one to a disappointing close, folks. I won't lie, I really thought we had him there for a minute. But Next year! Next year for sure!
A little thing I've noticed about very specific certain multiplayer games where the players are supposed to inhabit a "blank slate" player character to act as their vehicle of interaction it usually comes in one of 3 flavors.
1) completely generic white guy.
2) a person fully garbed head to toe showing absolutely no skin and they tell you isn't gendered but is still given a fully masculine body with no option to alter its shape
3) something not even really recognizable as a human. More of a approximation of something with two arms, two legs, a head and (maybe) a face.
All of them will generally share the trait that differentiated your blank slate from other players is done via dressing them up with clothes colors or accessories.
Generally this doesn't get remarked upon at all by people playing the game.
And then there's Satisfactory where there are numerous people on the community page saying that they loved the gameplay but are bothered by the fact that unlike other games the devs of this one made their "blank slate" player-character models all explicitly women but also not super femininely rail-thin.
And a bunch of guys don't know how to cope with being not only "forced" to play as a girl but also one that isn't really designed to be sexy.
I dunno, I just think it's neat.
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.
The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.
Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.
My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.
The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.
So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.
Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.
What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.
He’s in league with the Thalmor
what do you MEAN triv got banned. how, even. they stopped posting regularly like a year or more ago, what on earth was the offense?
Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
The real unspoken hilarity of games like Dishonored is when they give you missions in areas that logically ought to have dense civilian populations, but the only lines of sight you’re actually required to avoid are those of a handful of strategically placed guards. The necessary implication is that there are dozens of everyday people who can see this blade-festooned gargoyle of a human being creeping about falling off of roofs plain as day and just don’t say anything about it to anyone because it’s Not Their Business™.
Can you imagine looking out of your window and watching Barrack Obama accidentally firing a bullet and cursing and swapping to a crossbow and accidentally firing that too and then turning into a fucking rat and scurrying away you probably wouldn’t tell anyone either
many ralys
“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; one day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hallow mockery; your prayers and hyms [sic], your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy – a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour.”
— Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), from a speech given at Rochester, New York, July 5, 1852.
I'm realising how fucking funny it is that I thought you were calling me some kind of racial slur for the past week (but it was cyberpunk slang) and just accepted it placidly
YOU THOUGHT I WAS SLURRING YOU??!!?!?!??!??!
i can’t even play the game anymore everytime someone says “choom” this fucking ask mentally flashbangs me
Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr
cishet and neurotypical
have an active sex life
gym at least once a week
consider yourself completely untraumatised
not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling
none of the above
multiple of the above
In high school one of my hobbies was antagonizing the catholic kids. There was this one guy I told I didn't believe in the pope. His eye twitched a little and then collected himself and tried to fall back on some kind of peacemaking liberal compatibalism line, you know, "oh, that's fine, everyone's experience of faith is mediated differently" and then I'd be like, no, I mean I literally don't believe the pope physically exists. There's never been a pope. Any time you see the pope that's just some random guy they dressed up as the pope to fool us into thinking he's real
Another guy I kept asking who'd win in a fight between the Father, the Son and The Holy Spirit. No matter what he said I just kept trying to battle board them, assign stats
ah i see they have broken the tumblr app in such a way that if you leave the main dashboard for any reason, including to view someone's blog or even open an image in full, the dash will reload afterward. truly this website's capacity for innovation is staggering
suckered someone new into reading practical guide to evil. she read the ebook, then wanted more so badly that she switched to the serial version despite my warnings about the inconsistencies and quality dip. i feel like a bad influence. lol. lmao.
rereading bits and pieces alongside her and holy fuck i forgot how good a character writer ee is. i really need to get around to pale lights one of these days
unrestrained summer fun
Steam summer dragon
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