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[ozeia]

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[vimesbootstheory]

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

[pvnk-bitch]

[unthroning]

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[paprika]

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[honeyfawns]

why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable

[itsagifnotagif]

Too much internet today

[ifailateverythingonearth]

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

[3rd-eye-boy]

BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?

[rai-r]

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[this-charming-cam]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seasaltandsawdust]

When a mutual posts a selfie

[steph-was-here]

[candiikismet]

Actual footage of me

[amvs]

understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up

[misteria247]

I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.

[amvs]

sorry what did you say i cant understand you

[beealexander]

translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja

[amvs]

oh. tell them i dont care