armand's divorce lawyer

● robin, they/them, 27, mostly just chilling, art blog @sylveonnes ●

[rainyflock]

Orb-ing on his nest

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[sewrwolf]

coven master

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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[meltylcnd-nightmare]

putting these links here for no reason in particular don't mind me :^)

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[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[kairibloodheart]

is astounds me that each image seemed like the worst thing ever, but then the next image would top that, and now we have ascended to Lovecraftian levels of bad and I fear for the fabric of sanity and reality it may get worse the more this post grows. 

Please keep adding to this post.

[lime-on-my-side]

is this anything?

[ash-the-tiefling]

i hate you all except you spray can of sprite im okay with you existing

[zangoonse]

me when im drinking sprite

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[az0lla]