Oops all Headcannons

A blog for when my human and I have wild headcannons

[symbioticnightmare]

MY new favorite compliment ever

[symbioticnightmare]

Today a woman at work told me that sometimes watching me dance makes her think "Damn I need a cigarette" my ego is satisfied

[symbioticnightmare]

No context QOTD

"I mean at least it's no longer Jake Paul's a piece of shit cuz he farted in a nuns face or some shit"

[symbioticnightmare]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cipheramnesia]

I guess that was actually hot enough to handle.

[mybigfatgaylife]

ok I’ll reblog that

[injuries-in-dust]

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[ordinaryschmuck]

I'm gonna reblog this fucking thing every time I see it.

[symbioticnightmare]

This moment lives rent free in my mind

[inloveanddepth]

season 2 episode 3 with no context

[jindadraws]

my ourple scientist sons

no color version⬇️

[alcrego]

Art is not content, it's vessel.

[dajo42]

if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

[canticle-of-apotheosis]

lol this is why Varric started calling them Rook

[forgottenvalor]

This is why Varric had nicknames for everyone he ever spent a long time around. Nicknames were easier to remember.

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[aro-rambles]

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

[maladi0401]

Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!

[martinkhall]

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

[aro-rambles]

OH DONT YOU DARE

[symbioticnightmare]

What if Minnie Mouse is the true χ-blade wielder and you find out that all of kingdom hearts is just a D&D session Minnie being the DM and the χ-blade being like the key to her "heart" but as most D&D games go everyone starts working out their weird gender stuff (looking at you Xion) or secretly sliding the I had a weird uncle lore into the game I mean it's called kingdom hearts why wouldn't it be about the trauma of living in THE DISNEY KINGDOM (I'm sorry Empire™️) especially with Mickey being so impulsive

[symbioticnightmare]

-Bodies litter the ground as we cut to Jack sparrow on an absolute rampage with a key blade and Donald slinging thundaga like MP isn't a thing cackling like mad men-

Cut to Goofy waking up in a cold sweat "Holy shit Sora did offer Jack a key blade"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[the-font-bandit]

Tim Curry might be the epitome of "understands the assignment" and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.

[radwolf76]